As an Ohioan, I am often told that Ohio is a swing state in this year's up and coming election. As such, my fellow Ohio brethren and I have been deemed "Swing Voters". Neither candidate, to the knowledge of the author, has released a compelling platform in favor of swingsets and playgrounds, so as a swing voter I can't help but feel somewhat left out. Therefore this Halloween I will be standing up for recess and the interests of swing voters everywhere!
So let's get started...
Update: Featured?! Thanks Instructables, I really appreciate it.
Step 1: Construct a Sign
For best results, make a double-sided sign or 2 signs, each poking fun at a particular candidate. Alternatively, protest in favor of the issues important to swing voters (example phrases provided below).
-"Obama voted to support jungle gym interests 4 times"
-"McCain supported anti-monkey bar initiatives twice"
-"Protect our Playgrounds!"
-"Defend Right to Recess"
EDIT: After a field test of the costume (aka Halloween), it was noted that wind is a probable factor for the sign, so when building it, consider making sure its strong enough to withstand a light breeze.
Step 2: The Shirt
As an addition to the shirt, get buttons from both political candidates. By wearing both you can proudly display your indecisiveness.