I had this idea when I woke up one morning.
Then I did a google search and was upset to see at least two other people had the same genius idea. The final products differ in size and materials, though, and mine trumps all else in regards to massiveness.
This particular moustache is going to my friends Seth, Nathan & Brad. They recently moved into the MANsion, and it's a belated house warming/holiday gift. :D
The pillow is about 45 inches long and ten inches high.
Step 1: Consider moustache types.
I went with a handlebar moustache because I love the shape - they're very graphic and well recognized!
You could do a Sam Elliot, a Zappa, a Hiltler or Kitler, a Fu Manchu, a Jamie Hyneman... the list goes on and on!
Think long and hard about your moustache. Attain moustache nirvana before proceeding.