I'm not talking about the squeaky inflatable kind that leaks under pressure, but rather one you can create to satisfy any feline gender and ensure a good night sleep!
YESH!!! LET'S GET STARTED...
Step 1: Gather Materials
*Rectangular Shaped Pillow - either regular bed size or body size
*Round Shaped Pillow
*Quilt Batting - apx 36" x 4'
*pair of knee high - in your favorite skin color
*12" of cord
*Metal coat hanger - straightened out and bent on the ends to approximate the length of your arm
Flatten out the quilt batting and angle the coat hanger at the bottom corner. Roll loosely until the ends of the coat hanger are covered by the batting. Bring the edges of the batting to the center and continue rolling - tighter at the bottom and looser/fuller at the top.
Consider basting (optional) to keep from unrolling. You have now created the "arm".
Step 2: Give Shape to the Arm
Turn "arm" over and repeat using the other knee high. The point where the 2 elastic bands meet, forms the "elbow".
Figure out which side of your body you/your cat prefers to sleep on and place the "arm" into the opposite T-shirt sleeve. Be sure to bend the "elbow" to give it that cuddle quality.
Step 3: Create the HE Chest
You now have a one-arm HE to cuddle with...BUT WAIT...maybe you/your cat likes women? If so, flip it over and working with the other side...
Step 4: Create a SHE Bosum
(The one round pillow now has 2 firm shapes which are hopefully of similar size)
Slip this shape under the T-Shirt, to resemble the SHE of your bosom buddy.
Step 5: Try It on for Size
Or if you happen to be my cat, nothing beats snuggling around a warm body - - regardless of gender - - on Valentine's Day!