Introduction: Heggs Bacon Particle Combined With the Mozz Gluon

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Building on previous research results in massive Heggs Bacon Particle bound by the strong Mozz Gluon.

Step 1: Preparation

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Make a Heggs Bacon Particle three times as large. You will need a large non-sticky containment vessel.

Step 2: Add the Mozz Gluon

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Add the Mozz Gluon and spin the whole particle exposing the gluon to high levels of Infrared radiation.

Step 3: Observations

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Interactions with probe yield support to string theory.

Gravitational anomaly observed after consuming the particle trapping the lead scientist to the couch for several hours.

Chicken or the egg problem solved at least in this universe.

Over exposure may cause catastrophic circulatory failure.



Comments

caitlinsdad (author)2008-09-19

What solvent solution is used to break the molecular bonding with the containment vessel? Is there a need to apply extra energy to force the reaction?

PKM (author)caitlinsdad2009-09-08

I would imagine a plant-derived triglyceride is the optimal choice for decreasing molecular interactions between the particles and containment vessel. Infrared energy is doubtless required- spontaneous liquid-gas phase change (with sound energy emission) in small quantities of dihydrogen monoxide introduced vertically to the triglyceride substrate indicates a sufficiently energetic state, however thermal decomposition of the substrate into gaseous by-products indicates an excess of thermal energy and requires a cooling phase to prevent unintended side reactions and carbonisation.

bump for bacon recipes as the warm weather is going

shooby (author)2008-09-18

damn, that's one messy looking experiment. At least the failures are eaten by the lab techs though.

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