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Hell's Kitchen Terrifying Tapas

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Diabolical chefs can take a stab at this delectable detestable tasting menu. For starters, yeah,  we'll have the poached bullfrog. Sorry, poison dart frogs are not in season. White mice is nice. Give your guests the evil eye, well, eyeball...lucky if you have a pair.  Follow up with some finger food and mealworms to round it out.

Tapas are little dishes meant to be served with drink.  A devilish take on dim sum, if you will.  I  leave it up to you to experiment and pair with your favorite Halloween concoction.  Maybe wash it down with www.instructables.com/id/Ghoulish_Egg_Cream/ a fancy egg cream drink.

Disclaimer: May cause emotional and/or physical distress. Long term effects of consuming said products have not been studied. I do have www.instructables.com/member/Lithium+Rain/ Lithium Rain approved asbestos pants so feel free to flame on this highly distasteful but edible ible.  Extra points for sensible use of puns.
 
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Step 1At the heart of it...

At the heart of it...
No endangered species were harmed in the making of this ible.

I was thinking to use chicken but everything tastes like chicken so I used pork sausage, the other white meat. Yeah, it may not be kosher with pork but I don't think eating a dissected frog from the start is either. You could make it with beef or seafood too.

I am sure you can do this with vegetarian or vegan substitutes but I would not suggest cannibalism or zombieism.

You will need:

flour
eggs
water
salt
food coloring

couple of strands of pre-cooked spaghetti

sausage or ground meat, the sausage casing adds an additional texture/membrane to cut through

tomatoe sauce, ketchup, catsup or other blood-like concoction

pot of boiling salted water to cook

no need for a pasta machine but you can use one to roll out pasta sheets if desired

If you can't stand the heat of the kitchen, stay the H. E. double-hockey-sticks out of the kitchen.  May involve use of sharp cutting instruments, supervise all children and adults alike.

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19 comments
Dec 29, 2010. 2:06 PMHannahLegutki says:
I just have to point out that in the third photo your little box comment thing said- Here's looking at you, kid. and thats a really goood song by Gaslight Anthem lol:) Did you do that on purpose?
Oct 29, 2009. 3:20 PMLithium Rain says:
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out...
Aug 22, 2010. 4:24 AMbpfh says:
+1 internet :)
Jun 11, 2010. 5:29 PMMidderz says:
This is amazing. :)
Dec 31, 2009. 9:08 PMhawkfrost64 says:
 this is so gross
yet awesome!
Oct 31, 2009. 5:35 PMZaphod Beeblebrox says:
r u reffering to the show w/ gordon ramsey?
Nov 1, 2009. 2:57 PMZaphod Beeblebrox says:
i was thinking hells kitchen.....
Nov 1, 2009. 4:53 PMZaphod Beeblebrox says:
lol...
Oct 30, 2009. 4:25 PMcammel8 says:
This is by far the most disgusting, repulsive, stomach turning thing I have ever seen. Even the thought of it brings me to the point of almost throwing up.  How  could anyone even eat this stuff... 

wish I would have thought of it...

Definitely has my vote for grossest food category in the Halloween contest!!!
 
Oct 30, 2009. 2:21 PMSpl1nt3rC3ll says:
 My biology teacher would have loved these. She was into some crazy disgusting stuff! She never did make those cricket cookies, though.
Oct 30, 2009. 5:24 PMSpl1nt3rC3ll says:
 Aha ha ha...
*Groan.*
Oct 30, 2009. 2:42 PMcanida says:
Excellent!  You can do so much with ravioli...

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