My youngest takes a packed lunch to school, and often takes a banana. Being six, his lunchbox tends to suffer more than its fair share of physical abuse.
So do the contents, so we bought him a Banana Guard
This is fine, and works well, but the banana guard is twice the size of the banana. It doesn't fit in his lunch pack.
Naturally, then, he needed a cool way to carry his banana to school. Oh, and Kitewife said I wasn't allowed to damage the bananaguard, something about them being expensive...