My farts smell really bad. I eat lots of protein bars and it makes them smell awful. People who take steroids have even worse farts, believe me.
Wouldn't you like to be able to fart in bed frequently and not have the sheets and your room smell so bad?
Or perhaps you'd just like to be able to do a silent but violent fart in public and get away with it?
Do read on; you're farts could have a nice aroma within the next 10 minutes!
One tablespoon of coffee grounds (a natural odour neutraliser!)
Three or four inches of duct tape
1. Put coffee grounds into sock
2. Tie up the sock
3. Use duct tape to tape sock to inside of your trousers or skirt in the desired position…
4. Put on the trousers or skirt and wedge the sock between your butt cheeks!
Every time you fart it smells like coffee!
This is actually working really well for me after 5 or 6 farts.