Homey the Wallet

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Ever been down and out in Costa Rica? Had your wallet stolen on the subway? Wondered what to do with your keys and all that change you had in your front pockets?

Homey the wallet to the rescue! Using this patent pending, complex 6 step procedure, you can not only protect your remaining belongings from future theft, but actually deter would-be thieves from even approaching.

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As an added bonus (and due solely to my personal tightwaddery and sense of humor) this is completely free, unless you're like Einstein and don't wear socks. Wierdo. Or Equator dweller. Or namby-pamby Southern Californian. Or--never mind.

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Step 1: Remove Your Right Shoe.

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Carefully untie (if tied) the shoe on your right foot and remove the shoe.

Save this shoe for later use. (Do NOT discard!)

Slip your sock off your right foot.

Advar says: Mar 25, 2013. 11:11 AM

You, Sir, are a nutter.
How do I join the club?

Metal4God says: Jun 19, 2007. 1:06 PM

OK royalestel make sure to take your pills today.

royalestel (author) in reply to Metal4GodJun 21, 2007. 8:15 AM

Whoa, Fender, weren't you SamChursa yesterday?

Metal4God in reply to royalestelJun 21, 2007. 10:33 AM

yes I asked ewilhelm to change my name

Metal4God in reply to Metal4GodJun 21, 2007. 10:34 AM

and it was samcursha

royalestel (author) in reply to Metal4GodNov 17, 2007. 7:04 PM

And now you changed your name again? Alrighty then.

Metal4God in reply to royalestelJan 11, 2008. 3:44 PM

and again

royalestel (author) in reply to Metal4GodJun 20, 2007. 1:35 PM

Which ones? They're all so . . . Little. Yellow. Different.

royalestel (author) in reply to royalestelJun 20, 2007. 1:36 PM

Post Script says: Dec 31, 2007. 4:36 PM

Muahahaha! lol

ZachPosey says: May 29, 2007. 8:35 AM

poor sock YOU KILLED HIM!!! *continues crying* lol jk nice one though

matt_the_awsome says: May 21, 2007. 4:15 PM

i dont mean this the rude way but what the? ya if some ppl here had some more humor

royalestel (author) in reply to matt_the_awsomeMay 22, 2007. 9:32 AM

hehe. Everybody's got a different sense of humor. Some people don't like the "Quest for the Holy Grail".

ninjaman says: May 11, 2007. 8:36 PM

Hillarious! If only more people on this site had a good sense of humor...

abbabibble2 says: Apr 28, 2007. 12:25 AM

OMFG this made me bust up laughing! + rating to you!

royalestel (author) in reply to abbabibble2May 1, 2007. 10:29 AM

Now THAT is what I was going for! Awe-sizzum! Thanks abba.

royalestel (author) in reply to abbabibble2Apr 28, 2007. 2:32 PM

My work here is done.

gmoon says: Apr 29, 2007. 7:13 AM

Great job with all the photo editing/manipulating! Too bad more instructables aren't this funny (especially those that don't seem to instruct...)

royalestel (author) in reply to gmoonMay 1, 2007. 10:27 AM

Ah thanks. I just up and did it in a couple hours. I had a lot of fun.

royalestel (author) says: Apr 27, 2007. 1:42 PM

Ah yes, an added feature I forgot to mention. Sharp eyes, there pyro, sharp eyes.

MisterSlippy in reply to royalestelApr 30, 2007. 12:06 PM

Lol, I'd better go make something and post an instructable then! Oh, and I've made myself a "Homey the wallet", but unfortunately, all shops and restaurants are now refusing to accept cash or credit cards from me. Maybe you could post some kind of "anti-fungal homey the wallet?" :-D

MisterSlippy in reply to MisterSlippyApr 30, 2007. 12:10 PM

Oops....meant to put that previous one further down in reply to your response to me. Ah well. Have this as well: Homey the wallet as weapon....inadvisable....picture the scene.... "You said WHAT about my momma? You wait right there while I take off my shoe and sock. You gonna get such a beating. Ouch."

royalestel (author) in reply to MisterSlippyMay 1, 2007. 10:26 AM

Nah, see, you already got Homey the Wallet(TM) out and hanging on your shoulder. Then you say, "I pity da fool that says something nasty about my Momma. Homey don't play dat." *Whop*

Spl1nt3rC3ll says: Apr 27, 2007. 10:44 PM

lololololololol! GREAT INSTRUCTABLE! kinda pointless, but GREAT. poor, poor slippy... I guess it's for the greater good.

royalestel (author) in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llApr 29, 2007. 8:26 PM

What no favorite? *sniff :)

Spl1nt3rC3ll in reply to royalestelApr 29, 2007. 11:21 PM

*sniff* I donno how to add favorites. :(

ich bin ein pyro in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llApr 30, 2007. 11:53 AM

press the plus sign at the top

Spl1nt3rC3ll in reply to ich bin ein pyroApr 30, 2007. 8:11 PM

Thanks!

ich bin ein pyro says: Apr 27, 2007. 12:53 PM

wow wallets are becoming scarce now you have to use ur sock on the bright side if anyone does steal it you can follow the stink

royalestel (author) in reply to ich bin ein pyroApr 27, 2007. 1:43 PM

Have you read the whole thing yet? Did you laugh uproariously? . . . chuckle slightly? grunt?

ich bin ein pyro in reply to royalestelApr 30, 2007. 7:43 AM

ehh it was kinda in the middle

royalestel (author) in reply to ich bin ein pyroApr 30, 2007. 10:43 AM

I'll take it!

ineluctable says: Apr 29, 2007. 5:26 AM

wow. setting the bar for instrctbl graphic design. dang. takin it to the next level and stuff. and funny too. i repeat, dang...+ rating

royalestel (author) in reply to ineluctableApr 29, 2007. 8:41 PM

Why thank you very much. I sure had alot of fun with this one. I'm glad you liked it.

MisterSlippy says: Apr 27, 2007. 2:28 PM

Wow, you named your sock puppet/wallet after me! In return (and in a desperate attempt to drag in some traffic) I suggest you tell ALL your friends to visit world of slippy

royalestel (author) in reply to MisterSlippyApr 29, 2007. 8:28 PM

If you double post your instructables on your blog, you can also move traffic there, just like Sam Noyoun.