Picture of Homey the Wallet
Ever been down and out in Costa Rica? Had your wallet stolen on the subway? Wondered what to do with your keys and all that change you had in your front pockets?

Homey the wallet to the rescue! Using this patent pending, complex 6 step procedure, you can not only protect your remaining belongings from future theft, but actually deter would-be thieves from even approaching.

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As an added bonus (and due solely to my personal tightwaddery and sense of humor) this is completely free, unless you're like Einstein and don't wear socks. Wierdo. Or Equator dweller. Or namby-pamby Southern Californian. Or--never mind.

Step 1: Remove Your Right Shoe.

Picture of Remove Your Right Shoe.
Carefully untie (if tied) the shoe on your right foot and remove the shoe.

Save this shoe for later use. (Do NOT discard!)

Slip your sock off your right foot.

Advar2 years ago
You, Sir, are a nutter.
How do I join the club?
Metal4God8 years ago
OK royalestel make sure to take your pills today.
royalestel (author)  Metal4God8 years ago
Whoa, Fender, weren't you SamChursa yesterday?
yes I asked ewilhelm to change my name
and it was samcursha
royalestel (author)  Metal4God7 years ago
And now you changed your name again? Alrighty then.
and again
royalestel (author)  Metal4God8 years ago
Which ones? They're all so . . . Little. Yellow. Different.
royalestel (author)  royalestel8 years ago
Post Script7 years ago
Muahahaha! lol
ZachPosey8 years ago
poor sock YOU KILLED HIM!!! *continues crying* lol jk nice one though
i dont mean this the rude way but what the? ya if some ppl here had some more humor
royalestel (author)  matt_the_awsome8 years ago
hehe. Everybody's got a different sense of humor. Some people don't like the "Quest for the Holy Grail".
ninjaman8 years ago
Hillarious! If only more people on this site had a good sense of humor...
abbabibble28 years ago
OMFG this made me bust up laughing! + rating to you!
royalestel (author)  abbabibble28 years ago
Now THAT is what I was going for! Awe-sizzum! Thanks abba.
royalestel (author)  abbabibble28 years ago
My work here is done.
gmoon8 years ago
Great job with all the photo editing/manipulating! Too bad more instructables aren't this funny (especially those that don't seem to instruct...)
royalestel (author)  gmoon8 years ago
Ah thanks. I just up and did it in a couple hours. I had a lot of fun.
royalestel (author) 8 years ago
Ah yes, an added feature I forgot to mention. Sharp eyes, there pyro, sharp eyes.
Lol, I'd better go make something and post an instructable then! Oh, and I've made myself a "Homey the wallet", but unfortunately, all shops and restaurants are now refusing to accept cash or credit cards from me. Maybe you could post some kind of "anti-fungal homey the wallet?" :-D
Oops....meant to put that previous one further down in reply to your response to me. Ah well. Have this as well: Homey the wallet as weapon....inadvisable....picture the scene.... "You said WHAT about my momma? You wait right there while I take off my shoe and sock. You gonna get such a beating. Ouch."
royalestel (author)  MisterSlippy8 years ago
Nah, see, you already got Homey the Wallet(TM) out and hanging on your shoulder. Then you say, "I pity da fool that says something nasty about my Momma. Homey don't play dat." *Whop*
lololololololol! GREAT INSTRUCTABLE! kinda pointless, but GREAT. poor, poor slippy... I guess it's for the greater good.
royalestel (author)  Spl1nt3rC3ll8 years ago
What no favorite? *sniff :)
*sniff* I donno how to add favorites. :(
press the plus sign at the top
wow wallets are becoming scarce now you have to use ur sock on the bright side if anyone does steal it you can follow the stink
royalestel (author)  ich bin ein pyro8 years ago
Have you read the whole thing yet? Did you laugh uproariously? . . . chuckle slightly? grunt?
ehh it was kinda in the middle
royalestel (author)  ich bin ein pyro8 years ago
I'll take it!
ineluctable8 years ago
wow. setting the bar for instrctbl graphic design. dang. takin it to the next level and stuff. and funny too. i repeat, dang...+ rating
royalestel (author)  ineluctable8 years ago
Why thank you very much. I sure had alot of fun with this one. I'm glad you liked it.
Wow, you named your sock puppet/wallet after me! In return (and in a desperate attempt to drag in some traffic) I suggest you tell ALL your friends to visit world of slippy
royalestel (author)  MisterSlippy8 years ago
If you double post your instructables on your blog, you can also move traffic there, just like Sam Noyoun.
lol!! seriously you can do some damage with a handful of change in a sock. Beleive me. my friend is a dickhead
toulvus8 years ago
best wallet ever.