Horror dogs, people dogs, hot people, soylent green, call them what you want, they're fun.
Slice hot dogs in a manner that when boiled, they look like peoples.
You will need:
hot dogs (any kind will do)
a knife (kids ask your parents!)
boiling water (it's hot!)
Step 1: Operation Slice
Begin by slicing the hot dogs as shown. (diagram provided) It's fun to make them
talk/cry/scream from this point on. If they offer you a wish, not to eat them, don't fall for it. I
fell for it the last time. Never again.