Slice hot dogs in a manner that when boiled, they look like peoples.
You will need:
hot dogs (any kind will do)
a knife (kids ask your parents!)
boiling water (it's hot!)
Step 1: Operation Slice
talk/cry/scream from this point on. If they offer you a wish, not to eat them, don't fall for it. I
fell for it the last time. Never again.
Step 2: Try One First
spread out. They will float up to the top when they're done. Use tongs to fish 'em out, out
lift out carefully with a spoon.
Step 3: Total Dogicide
Step 4: After the Crash / Triage
a like manner, I encourage experimentation)
Step 5: Serving Suggestions
has gathered, with the help of a couple toothpicks place strategically up the legs of two
"onlookers". Have fun! Pick one up ,alive and shaking, place on bun still quivering, and bite head off. Show your sister that it is dead now. See, it's not moving?