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Horror dogs, people dogs, hot people, soylent green, call them what you want, they're fun.

Slice hot dogs in a manner that when boiled, they look like peoples.

You will need:
hot dogs (any kind will do)
a knife (kids ask your parents!)
boiling water (it's hot!)

Step 1: Operation slice

Picture of operation slice
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Begin by slicing the hot dogs as shown. (diagram provided) It's fun to make them

talk/cry/scream from this point on. If they offer you a wish, not to eat them, don't fall for it. I

fell for it the last time. Never again.  
crestind3 years ago
Very well written and photographed. Impressed.
Good luck.
dreamberry (author)  corporatelab3 years ago
Thank you Sir!
LOL, It's the Happy Hot Dog Guy!
http://frankformers.com/ <--- can you believe they sell this?
oh yeah, also the Octodog.
dreamberry (author)  nathanrudolf3 years ago
To be fair, the Frankformer SAFELY and CONSISTENTLY cuts the dogs. :) Looks safer for the kids.
Yes it is safer than a knife, but then you can also cut a hot dog with a butter knife, or credit card. But the ease and consistency is where it excels.  Regardless, I like your ible, I used to do this with my nieces and nephews.


"Get the Happy Hot Dog Man in red for $10.99; and we'll send you the Happy Hot Dog Man in yellow for free! You can find out about FREE SHIPPING when you upgrade your order; AND we'll double the offer to 4 Hot Dog Men; AND we'll also include a BONUS Ketchup Kritter and Mustard Monster!"
sze arteest3 years ago
What a smart idea. Like it!
dreamberry (author)  sze arteest3 years ago
Thanks! The cut is an old one, which I cannot take credit for, but I get a lot of joy from it!
I think to dress it up and use for a pizza )) Thanks for sharing it
dreamberry (author)  sze arteest3 years ago
Very funny! :)