How Not To

Step 19 Crazy Moustache

My friend Dav is a grad student in psychology.
Thinking about thinking all the time has fuddled his grokkage.
For instance this mustache.

Notice the throng of onlookers paralyzed by perverse fascination.

Cool flashlight trick, though

Comments

[That One Eegit]

The swiss army stache!

[reedzilla]

I tried growing a moustache like that but instead of "extending" it appeared to be simply "bushing" and had me looking like a child molestor. Maybe in time things would have worked out but I couldn't handle the heat.

[evil_jweller]

The key is moustache wax, which is darn near impossible to find in a store. When I had a handlebar, I ended up using Murrays hair pomade, which is inexpensive, and has a nice fragrance. The wax will train the hair eventually and it will stay in place on it's own. I must warn you though, the handlebar moustache is a powerful living entity, extending it's roots deep into the brain of it's host. All who see it will be transfixed by it's very presence, and you will find yourself unable to remove it from your face.

[Everfalling]

he needs a good bowler hat and cane to go with that handlebar.

[Hycro]

Kind of like what Bugs Bunny and Tweety Bird have when they're doing the opening track for the Bugs Bunny and Tweety show??

[Grey_Wolfe]

Is the torch so he can see where his beer is going? I don't get it. The stach is pretty out there as well.