Introduction: How to Become a Superhero

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Through this instructable I will show you how to tap into your inner powers (if any) and become the next Batman, Hulk, or Martian Manhunter. Remember with great power comes great popularity and ability to beat the $h!t out of your arch enemy. So read on and please rate.

Step 1: Find Your Power

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Don't dive in the biohazardous stuff just yet because you might just  have a hidden power somewhere in you. First go through this list...
Get some Kryptonite and feel if weakness falls upon you if not...
Try running as fast as you can and vibrate through a wall. Try while nobody is around so you dont look like a fool. If this doesn't work please...
Try jumping off a roof and fly. Make sure to have a trampoline ready if your not sure already. If this alas doesn't not work then...
Make your hand in a rockstar and see if web shoots out.
Look at somebody while your head is on fire and burn their soul.
Find your secret claws that shoot out when your angry.
God of Thunder?
Fraid of Bats?
Turn green when mad?
Clobberin' time?
Nothing? Next Step

Step 2: Costume

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Ok. You either have or dont have a superpower. If not think and practice fighting and train to be able to defeat. Next you have to get a costume. Now no KMart here so either fabric from you alien spacecraft, a suit that comes from a ring or make it yourself. Please no more Crazy Quilt Designs(see Pic).

Step 3: Secret Lair and HQ

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When you have a hard time keeping your plane because the landlord doesn't like jets on his property you need a secret lair. When thinking of a place try to not make it obvious (public land! Spiderman didn't hide his stuff in central park!) and watch for people placing signs to your location (see Pic). Also don't be to elaborate. If your on a tight budget, your basement or maybe a abandoned warehouse could work. It is such a pity that there are no phone booths around me so I use the place nobody would suspect. A giant Fortress of Solitude in  Antarctica is something nobody would know about. Nobody at NASA noticed a giant crystal castle on the Earth?

Step 4: Catchphrase

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Before you start you need that little touch that adds effect to your character. Its clobberin' time! ,HULK SMASH! , and Faster than a speeding bullet etc. are some of the good ones. also unless you want to carry your Ipod around to play it you will need a theme song. Don't ask me how to pick it just make it up.

Step 5: Gadgets

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Now some heroes have classier gadgets than others. Rings, Batarangs, Smoke Grenades,and Grapples are the simplest. If your an ordinary you will need these to survive a fight or dangerous situations.

Step 6: Leagues and Groups

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Now you must team up with others and fight the powers of evil. Now chances are there is no craigslist add "Alien in need of team with which to fight crime. No Fire. Love oreos." so your on your own with that one.

Step 7: Enemies

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Now watch because as soon as your publicized the villains will pop up like mushrooms. Just  keep an eye out for power hungry beings who are obsessed with something weird ie. Jokes riddles toys bombs etc. and have a nice time with your double life.

Comments

TheCharcoalJaguar (author)2017-06-28

Charcoal Jaguar. That's my name. Just call me "Jag" for short.

ilovepiebro (author)2017-01-25

my powers are more historical than scientific

Eking24 (author)ilovepiebro2017-06-13

my powers are figh

Eagle'sE (author)2016-09-25

my name is Cosmo!, my powers are (IM NOT KIDDING) Being able to see the future by closing my eyes (also sleep), Can Run Alot Faster when I drink 1 soda, when I Cough on someone they sneeze twice, perfect aim, whenever i think of a temperature it changes temperature, thinking of something and that thing happens (or something simiar) example I want to be colder a breeze blows on my face, absorbing massive heat to get strength with stuff like fire, Sun light, hot days, etc, my lair is in a underground bunker I made (its secret)

the flash2131 (author)Eagle'sE2017-02-10

Hey my liar is in my basement you wanna team up

Eking24 (author)the flash21312017-06-13

where are you at what cou

let's team up

hey my name is quiver me and my friends we are superheroes me and my cousin I know this is gonna sound really weird are not really normal the thing is we have a latitude longitude of powers and we can't really control them they come and go as they please and i have magic that I'm still working on but the bright side I know mma and know how to knife throw and use a bow and arrow that was were the name quiver came from my cousin is dark arrow and my friend is arrow tip

lubinmir (author)Eagle'sE2017-02-07

if yes. i live in lacey washington state choker street 3rd avenue

lubinmir (author)Eagle'sE2017-02-07

can i be your sidekick!?

gigi2229 (author)Eagle'sE2016-11-05

woah sweet :)fire girl out

Shizell (author)2017-05-04

I really wanna become a hero but how do I know if I'm right for the job I'm only in high school and I wanna protect my country but I don't have any superpowers ):

blane.varnes (author)2017-03-22

where is the next step u need to show it without making us all use our fingers and any girls who are 15 out there give me an email @ blane.varnes@levyk12.org

TeamJ3 (author)2017-03-18

I need a gadget idea im a kid

TeamJ3 (author)TeamJ32017-03-19

im you

David is cool (author)2016-11-22

hi my name is Dave me and my friend,Sam,are superheroes my name is Fin-ix and Sam's name is Speedy but we need help to find a base,can you help me!?????

first things first buddy don't give out your name but you'll get the hang of it fin-ix

ya i got one in my basement wanna join

Nukey (author)David is cool 2017-01-06

Try finding a base like your bedroom or closet you have to be rich to get a base like the bat cave

Glitchperfect101 (author)2017-02-12

hey any "wackos" or "freaks" want to contact me about teaming up I have kik it's pretty_with_blue and pretty_with_skyblue

the flash2131 (author)2017-02-10

hey im slasher and i fight with patons and im like the green arrow any one wanna team up and fight with me

SimpleAsCanBet (author)2016-05-07

I want to be some one like robin who dont have powers but i want to be a sowrd fighter

Me to but i wana know martial arts

the flash2131 (author)TheNINjaaa2017-02-10

i do martial arts i did it for a year

thats who am i do that stuff

the flash2131 made it! (author)2017-02-10

any one wanna make a team with me

lubinmir (author)2017-02-07

1.i am spyro 2.base is my room

batman9876544 (author)2017-02-03

I'm batman and Flash

EricaV6 (author)2017-01-13

I have a power its being sycic

Runnerup245 (author)2017-01-12

I'm a Archer my code name is Arsenal my HQ is my attic

TheAmazingMaker (author)2014-09-04

I actually have a superpower (IM NOT KIDDING) I have the power to tell the future and what will happen. Now I was actually born with this power, but I didn't realize it until last year! I can also control what will happen, like for example Im about to get heat stroke (not really) but i want to be colder, so I make it so its cold in my mind, then a breeze comes, or maybe the AC turns on. But I'm happy that I have a power and I'm trying to get telekinesis! -wish me luck!

Maybe instead of mastering telekinesis you should try rehab (not sure what type of drugs you are on).

Nukey (author)Spencer Snider2017-01-06

He is probably not on drugs u might as well belive him. After all he actually could have powers

GreatW1 (author)TheAmazingMaker2016-04-16

i know your telling the truth wanna know why... because exactly what you said i can do

basye (author)TheAmazingMaker2016-04-13

I think we all have that "power". It's only a matter of who's willing to acknowledge and pursue it. But, I'm really happy for you! If you find anything interesting please share!

GeorgeF49 (author)2016-04-24

How old will i be when my power kicks in

Nukey (author)GeorgeF492017-01-06

You might not even have powers but if you really have powers i could be anytime

Nukey (author)2017-01-06

I have a question can someone name thereself something like superman or batman since they are already taken .just curious


Nukey (author)2017-01-06

I Really needed this to find my REAL SUPERPOWERS (Not kidding ) my name is nuke and my powers are i can send blasts all around me and i can jump really high.My base is a room under my stairs. I do need need a team thought. My Cathphrase is NUKE BLAST ! ( not good at making cathphrases )

brandon090905 (author)2016-12-18

Hi my name is brandon my super hero name is phantom man. My base is a big room it has lots of room in it theirs away in side theirs power in side so thats my base my powers are i can make fire go on the top of my body all over i can turn into any thing while im on fire i can make a giant any cloured ball it make it into what ever i want i have claws i have physic powers first i can see spirts second i can mov things with my mind last i can sence the future i have a suit so i am now a super hero oh and i have super speed not sure how i can do all this (IM NOT KIDDING)

Your power seem cool maybe you can show me this powers

brandon090905 (author)2016-12-18

all i did is to find a enemy

gigi2229 made it! (author)2016-11-05

got to find an enemy

wolfsingleton (author)2010-03-08

Classic!  Make sure to add in:

*A secret Lair - Mom's basement or the Mall bathroom should suffice.
*Catchphrase/Theme music - no Hannah Montana, I don't care if YOU think it's scary!
...and most importantly...
*Merchandising - You know what kind of profits can be made with a bobblehead?!

I will add a secret lair and maybe a theme song but who wants to have their face everywhere? wait never mind, i will add it.

gigi2229 (author)MajorRockstar72016-11-05

im fire girl r u fire boy?

gigi2229 (author)2016-11-05

do u like

gigi2229 made it! (author)2016-11-05

my daughter made "FIRE GIRL"cool huh:)

bon13 (author)2016-10-11

Hello I want to be super girl I like to have the suit and my layer is my room