How To Become A Superhero

Through this instructable I will show you how to tap into your inner powers (if any) and become the next Batman, Hulk, or Martian Manhunter. Remember with great power comes great popularity and ability to beat the $h!t out of your arch enemy. So read on and please rate.

Step 1 Find Your Power

Don't dive in the biohazardous stuff just yet because you might just  have a hidden power somewhere in you. First go through this list...
Get some Kryptonite and feel if weakness falls upon you if not...
Try running as fast as you can and vibrate through a wall. Try while nobody is around so you dont look like a fool. If this doesn't work please...
Try jumping off a roof and fly. Make sure to have a trampoline ready if your not sure already. If this alas doesn't not work then...
Make your hand in a rockstar and see if web shoots out.
Look at somebody while your head is on fire and burn their soul.
Find your secret claws that shoot out when your angry.
God of Thunder?
Fraid of Bats?
Turn green when mad?
Clobberin' time?
Nothing? Next Step

Comments

[splazem]

This is intense! I want to be a superhero someday. Maybe when I grow up (but that will never happen!)

[Vigilante, The]

Dude... This is awesome. Getting to work on my superhero getup and everything ASAP! Thanks

[cmcgaulley]

i tried every thing nothing worked all i can do is pick up buildings control the 4 elements an control thunder and lightning and i have super speed

[Supermansuits]

Secret HQ:My room or friends house or school bathroom (We're the same sex) (female)
Powers include:Superman's powers and I think I can read minds!!
Super suit:Superman's but with an S in the front with an S on the belt and I have a Black cape and I always have it on even under my school clothed and I always stop people from doing harmful things to kids and the funny thing is that I have glasses that I need but I put on contacts when I put on the suit!!

[wolfsingleton]

Classic!  Make sure to add in:

*A secret Lair - Mom's basement or the Mall bathroom should suffice.
*Catchphrase/Theme music - no Hannah Montana, I don't care if YOU think it's scary!
...and most importantly...
*Merchandising - You know what kind of profits can be made with a bobblehead?!

[MajorRockstar7]

I will add a secret lair and maybe a theme song but who wants to have their face everywhere? wait never mind, i will add it.