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Through this instructable I will show you how to tap into your inner powers (if any) and become the next Batman, Hulk, or Martian Manhunter. Remember with great power comes great popularity and ability to beat the $h!t out of your arch enemy. So read on and please rate.
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Step 1: Find Your Power

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Don't dive in the biohazardous stuff just yet because you might just  have a hidden power somewhere in you. First go through this list...
Get some Kryptonite and feel if weakness falls upon you if not...
Try running as fast as you can and vibrate through a wall. Try while nobody is around so you dont look like a fool. If this doesn't work please...
Try jumping off a roof and fly. Make sure to have a trampoline ready if your not sure already. If this alas doesn't not work then...
Make your hand in a rockstar and see if web shoots out.
Look at somebody while your head is on fire and burn their soul.
Find your secret claws that shoot out when your angry.
God of Thunder?
Fraid of Bats?
Turn green when mad?
Clobberin' time?
Nothing? Next Step

Step 2: Costume

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Ok. You either have or dont have a superpower. If not think and practice fighting and train to be able to defeat. Next you have to get a costume. Now no KMart here so either fabric from you alien spacecraft, a suit that comes from a ring or make it yourself. Please no more Crazy Quilt Designs(see Pic).
Star-Lord11 days ago

I just hit criminals with my webs,and where they get hit,it burns them

I actually have a superpower (IM NOT KIDDING) I have the power to tell the future and what will happen. Now I was actually born with this power, but I didn't realize it until last year! I can also control what will happen, like for example Im about to get heat stroke (not really) but i want to be colder, so I make it so its cold in my mind, then a breeze comes, or maybe the AC turns on. But I'm happy that I have a power and I'm trying to get telekinesis! -wish me luck!

dave198610 months ago

aw, thats too much work......
weres that radioactive spider, ill do it the quick way

*secret lair- my basement. powers- super speed, super strength and the ability to control water
there is a book all about this!
mbecks1 year ago
awesome instructable. You dont need a super power, look at batman or green arrow. instead master your body. I work out everyday to be the skinny non fighting man i am, but maybe you will get built. take fighting lessons, and as far as fighting crime hmmm 911?
frost3602 years ago
i wont become 1
splazem3 years ago
This is intense! I want to be a superhero someday. Maybe when I grow up (but that will never happen!)
Dude... This is awesome. Getting to work on my superhero getup and everything ASAP! Thanks
cmcgaulley3 years ago
i tried every thing nothing worked all i can do is pick up buildings control the 4 elements an control thunder and lightning and i have super speed
Secret HQ:My room or friends house or school bathroom (We're the same sex) (female)
Powers include:Superman's powers and I think I can read minds!!
Super suit:Superman's but with an S in the front with an S on the belt and I have a Black cape and I always have it on even under my school clothed and I always stop people from doing harmful things to kids and the funny thing is that I have glasses that I need but I put on contacts when I put on the suit!!
Classic!  Make sure to add in:

*A secret Lair - Mom's basement or the Mall bathroom should suffice.
*Catchphrase/Theme music - no Hannah Montana, I don't care if YOU think it's scary!
...and most importantly...
*Merchandising - You know what kind of profits can be made with a bobblehead?!
MajorRockstar7 (author)  wolfsingleton5 years ago
I will add a secret lair and maybe a theme song but who wants to have their face everywhere? wait never mind, i will add it.