How to Conquer the World

Have you ever wonder how you can conquer the world... and then later on, even thought of plans in your little isolated minds on where to start? Well this is my version of an Ultimate plan to conquer earth!!!

Step 1: Bake 2 Billion Pies

Any pie is fine but i think the best pie is apple pie.

Step 2: Share Your Pies With Everyone

Step 3: Congrats You Have Just Conquer the World

Step 4: Enjoy Your Life As Supreme Ruler of the World