How to Cut Your Own Hair

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Introduction: How to Cut Your Own Hair

Fed up with the price of "professional" haircuts? Tired of losing layers of skin off your scalp after using the RoboCut Vacuum Haircut machine? None of your friends want to do it because "they don't know how"? Then it's time to grab some scissors and get hacking!

Step 1: Materials

Here's a list of what you'll need:

Sharp Object -
While scissors are my weapon of choice, I imagine a steak knife, exacto, hedge trimmers or any other cutting tool would do the trick.

Electric Buzzer, Beard Trimmer and/or Razor (not pictured) -
No sense in mowing just half the lawn, is there? I will only be trimming my beard. Mainly because it has been so long since I actually shaved, I think I've forgotten how. If you wish to go for the clean look, then all the power to you!

Hair Disposal Unit -
I usually just use the bathroom trash bin. Putting it in the sink helps by not only acting as a second hair-catcher, but also puts the bin at a more practical height.

Numerous Fine, Usually Cylindrical, Keratinous Filaments Growing From The Skin of a Human -
Uh...that would be your hair, or if you want a practice go, try a mop.

Documentation Device (optional) -
To record my haircut I used a simple digital camera. Having learned from my mistake, I strongly advice the use of a tripod, since, as you will later see, I do not have three hands.

Step 2: The First Cut

Now that you have your workplace set up, it's time to begin.

What's that? You're having second thoughts?

You are not alone my friend. But you must persevere!

With your scissors in your dominant hand, grab a large hunk of hair with your second hand. I suggest going for a patch right at the front. Once you've cut that off, there's really no going back.

Now simply squeeze the scissors with your thumb and index finger. Depending on the thickness of your hair, the amount of hair you are attacking and the quality of your blade you may need to get into a rhythm of squeezing and releasing over and over until you are through.

Step 3: Disposing of Your Hair

At this point you should have a clump of hair in your hand. Unless you plan on using it for something, it's time to toss it in the trash bin.

Simply hold the hair over the bin and release your grip.

Good job!

Step 4: Keep on Truckin'

Just repeat the previous steps, working your way from the top of your head to your dominant side.

Congratulations! You now have a skater cut. You'd be the coolest kid on the playground if it were 1995!

If for some reason you don't want a skater cut, I guess you'd better continue cutting on the other side.

Step 5: And You Thought You Were Finished

At this point the front of your head should be looking very professional, while the back is more casual. Hence the term 'business in front, party in the back,' which commonly refers to a mullet (or perhaps some sort of office place that is having a fiesta in the back room, but the losers are too 'professional' for margaritas and sombreros, so they're still working away in their cubicles).

It can get a bit tricky in the back, but by now you should be comfortable with your tool and can probably estimate how much hair you're cutting off. I guess you could get a second mirror to put behind you, but then your visual-motor skills would be all screwed up. Besides, when's the last time you saw the back of your head to see how even it is?

Step 6: The Beard

If you really want to win the heart of that (insert gender of preference) that sits beside you in biology class, you're going to have to clean up that mess of hair you call a beard. That's right, I'm talking to you Sarah Fernbeck! *

Take out your electric buzzer, lubricate it and turn it on. Don't be scared though. It's more afraid of you than you are of it. Hold it with confidence, and trim a strip under your chin. Enjoy this moment, for it is your first and last chance to ever be taken seriously at a Motorhead show, at least until they notice your skinny, 10-year old boy arms.

Now that you have determined without a doubt that you are in fact softcore, continue trimming the rest of your facial hair.

  • I made up the name Sarah Fernbeck, so if that happens to be your name and you have a beard, take no offence. But seriously, you might want to at least give it a trim every once and a while.

Step 7: Cleaning Up

You're brand new!

Hop in the shower and give that scalp a good wash. Remember to have a second shirt lying around somewhere for when you get out of the shower. Putting on a shirt coated in tiny hair clippings doesn't really sound like fun.

Nothing left to do but admire the weight of hair in the bag as you tie it up and walk it to the curb. You may feel the urge to store the hair under your bed, but chances are you'll find it a year later and there will be a colony of maggots living in it. Trust me.

Step 8: Conclusion

Over the next few days you will undoubtedly find stray hairs that weren't properly cut, so keep those scissors handy.

Now when people comment "You cut your hair," you can answer with pride "Yes I did!"

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    So, I think that it is very important to have the proper materials. You don't want to cut your hair with school scissors. I mean, that kind of stuff is good if you want a bowel haircut. But, not all of us want to look like Loyd Christmas. http://tsubame-us.com/scissors

    "bowel haircut"

    Hey, you
    are a brave man! I only have experience cutting my front bangs but I have never
    experimented with the side ones. How did you handle those? I also managed to
    cut my own beard thanks to the professional step-by-step tutorial which I had
    found on this website http://haircarerules.com. I actually coped with my beard
    much better than I did with my front bangs.

    Great instructable! Funny pics! Thanks!

    I've been using your basic method for a couple years now. I leave it an inch or two longer, though, so mine requires a bit more work (starts from the same basic length as yours though). I always cut the hair back on the sides so that it doesn't cover my ears, and blend/fade the way up to make it look less homegrown.

    My method for doing this is pretty simple, grab a chunk of hair, and twist/twirl into a single pointy strand. Cut the tip at an angle and you'll end up with a blended look when you let go. With longer hair (> 1/2 inch), you don't want it all the same length or you'll look like Moe from the 3 Stooges. Twisting your hair while cutting adds variable length to the clump you're cutting.

    I do the twirl method all around me head, taking off the same amount radially around my head. One nice advantage is that I can twirl with my right hand on the left side of my head, then switch to holding the strands with my left and cut with my right.

    To test for overall length I just really slowly run both hands through my hair at symmetric spots; when I run out of hair on one side but not the other, I trim the length to match.

    One other tip, I use my camera in video mode to look at the back of my head. I take a video moving the camera around lots of different angles, then trim and look at it again.

    I'd post some pictures of the process, but I just cut it last week in haste for an upcoming presentation. After a few days of looking at in the mirror, you get a good idea of spots that need adjustment. Also your good friends will usually let you know if "you missed a spot".

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    that is the best instructable,i laughed so hard my husband had to check it out too.very nice,WAY to go

    Just realized this instructable is ancient and probably abandoned. I'll leave my additional tips in case someone stumbles upon it.

    My wife cuts hair for a living. When I showed this to her she commented wryly that at least one in ten of her "walk-ins" (not a regular customer) are someone who tried to cut their own hair and need it fixed in a hurry. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for DIY, and even buzz cut my own summer hair cut (much to her chagrin), but I definitely let my wife do it right for the job interviews and client meetings and such. Other comments from the wife: Don't forget your eyebrows and ears! A 1" wandering eyebrow hair can ruin even the best of haircuts. Hedges coming out of the ears on us older dudes doesn't come off well at that important meeting. And ladies, *no* mustache hair. Period. Trim sideburn length in relation to your ears, not your face because most faces are asymmetrical and viewers tend to notice their length in relation to your ears, not your cheeks or nose or eyes etc.

    I cut my hair with the buzz cutter, short back and sides all round. I dispose of my hair by composting it. Something must be eating the hair because I can't find one single follicle the following year.

    It probally decomposed, but you may be right.