- a pair of hands
- a fondle stare
Step 1: Choice of 3
Step 2: Research
Step 3: Let the Fondling Commence!
Fondle with true feeling and meaning of the word.
Step 4: Emotional Response 1
Response number 1:
maybe he/she, likes to be fondled but didn't knew it until know. You made that happen, and the fondling can continue.
(in the next step we will discuss the second response.
Step 5: Emotional Response 2
The person might truly feel offended or violated, following in what probably will be life-imprissonment in a box filled with North-American stink bugs. and he or she himself/herself will poke you with pointed sticks till death or other illustrious actions.
Step 6: Congratulations and Salutations!
Try it out :
- in your local record store
- in your neighbors house
- in your own house
- on the bus
- at school
- in the auditorium where you have "web and interactive design"
and many more impossibly fun places.