Introduction: How to Get Two Free Slurpees From 7-11
We here at Stupid Inventions love our Slurpees!
Which is why we consider every July 11th to be a sacred holiday since 7-11's all across the country give out free 7.11 ounce Slurpees!
But 7.11 ounces isn't nearly enough Slurpee to give us our Brain Freeze Fix.
So we here at Stupid Inventions have come up with a way to get more than one Free Slurpee on 7/11.
Just follow these simple instructions and soon you will have more Slurpees than you'll know what to do with!
1. A participating 7-11.
2. The date to be 7/11
3. A clever disguise.
Created By: Zachary Snyder
Step 1: : Enter Your Local 7-Eleven Store on July 11th.
The first Step is pretty simple, just go to your local 7-11 on 7/11.
Step 2: : Prepare Free Slurpee #1
Walk towards the Slurpee machine, get a free 7.11 ounce Slurpee cup, and fill it with the Slurpee flavor of your choice.
(Note: Don't forget the straw.)
Step 3: : Leave the Store and Drink Your Slurpee.
You have successfully gotten one Slurpee for free!
Drink the Slurpee.
Step 4: : Preparing Your Disguise
While still outside the 7-Eleven, change into a clever disguise to fool the workers into thinking you're some other person.
Step 5: : Enter the 7-Eleven Wearing Your Disguise.
Remember: It's important to act casual, pretend as if nothing is out of the ordinary and that you are just a totally different person here to buy a Slurpee.
Step 6: : Prepare Your Second Free Slurpee
Go to the Slurpee machines (it helps if you pretend that you don't know where they are) and get a new free 7.11 ounce Slurpee.
Step 7: : Leave the 7-Eleven Very Slowly
Leave the 7-11 very slowly and smoothly. Try to avoid eye contact with the employees.
Now you can drink and enjoy your second free Slurpee!
(You can even go for more free Slurpees if you bring more disguises, but i wouldn't recommend it as you see what happens in the next picture....)
Step 8: Warning!
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