How to Gleek





Introduction: How to Gleek

In this instructable, I will show you how to do something called gleeking. Gleeking is when you squirt water or saliva from the glands under your tongue. If you give this some practice, you can gleek all over people and they won't even know!

Step 1: How to Do It

Okay, the first thing you need to do is swallow all of the spit in your mouth. This is very important! Then you are going to place your tongue on the roof of your mouth softly and hold it there. Take in a deep breath up under your tongue. As soon as you are done breathing in, push up hard on the roof of your mouth. Saliva should come out.

Step 2: Helpful Tips

Tip 1: Don't get frustrated it took me almost a week to learn.
Tip 2: If you're having trouble, try to eat a piece of sour candy or lick some A1 steak sauce then try it.
Tip 3: Don't get caught spitting in people's faces if you don't want to get pounded.
Tip 4: Have fun and tell your friends it is magic!



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I used to be able to do that!!
Until about two years ago ...

Can't get the saliva to come out of me I dead?

Eat something sour and it will work!

Learned how to do this many many years ago, but I never knew it was called gleeking until I saw it last night on outrageous acts of science. For many years I thought that I was one of very few people that knew about this, but now I'm ecstatic to find out that many other wierdos like myself also know about this.

I never knew this was a thing but every time I yawn geeking happens. I always was embarassed of it and covered my mouth when I yawn so it does not fall on to my paper.

I have never heard about this before.

it really helps if you yawn