Introduction: How to Gleek

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In this instructable, I will show you how to do something called gleeking. Gleeking is when you squirt water or saliva from the glands under your tongue. If you give this some practice, you can gleek all over people and they won't even know!

Step 1: How to Do It

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Okay, the first thing you need to do is swallow all of the spit in your mouth. This is very important! Then you are going to place your tongue on the roof of your mouth softly and hold it there. Take in a deep breath up under your tongue. As soon as you are done breathing in, push up hard on the roof of your mouth. Saliva should come out.

Step 2: Helpful Tips

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Tip 1: Don't get frustrated it took me almost a week to learn.
Tip 2: If you're having trouble, try to eat a piece of sour candy or lick some A1 steak sauce then try it.
Tip 3: Don't get caught spitting in people's faces if you don't want to get pounded.
Tip 4: Have fun and tell your friends it is magic!

Comments

NickyS27 (author)2017-02-19

I used to be able to do that!!
Until about two years ago ...

ElleY1 (author)2016-02-08

Can't get the saliva to come out of me glands....am I dead?

angiep93 (author)ElleY12016-04-27

Eat something sour and it will work!

Gaurav M (author)angiep932016-07-31

can i use salt?

Gaurav M (author)angiep932016-07-31

can i use salt?

DonaldG38 (author)2016-07-14

Learned how to do this many many years ago, but I never knew it was called gleeking until I saw it last night on outrageous acts of science. For many years I thought that I was one of very few people that knew about this, but now I'm ecstatic to find out that many other wierdos like myself also know about this.

Austinyi2 (author)2015-06-03

icantexplianitk (author)2015-04-01

I never knew this was a thing but every time I yawn geeking happens. I always was embarassed of it and covered my mouth when I yawn so it does not fall on to my paper.

LexiM (author)2015-02-05

I have never heard about this before.

zelda nerd (author)2010-10-14

it really helps if you yawn

Or just drink soda, it makes your saliva bubbles big.

MrWub (author)2013-09-29

It's actually very easy, all I had to do was touch the roof of my mouth

robertjames (author)2011-06-07

do you cover the roof of your mouth or just tuch it with your tung

freakyqwerty (author)2011-05-08

I can't do it :(

kooool (author)2010-08-07

I used to always do this by accident and i was always emmbarassed, but then i though, heyy this is cool! so i sat in front of a mirrior for a week and figured it out. When i do it, though, my tounge is usualy fliped. the bottom of my tounge is usualy touching the roof of my mouth and my tounge is pointing towards the back.

AMP678 (author)2010-04-22

it's called geezing where i'm from.

hammerhead (author)2009-05-24

I used to gleek people in the neck. When they turned around I flicked my fingers at them like my hands were wet. Never knew until now that it has a name to it.

bears0 (author)hammerhead2009-10-24

my dad knew a guy that could do this
he called it gleeking my dad didnt know thats what it was realy called
neither did i till now thanks

d2j5 (author)2009-10-16

what if it doesnt work lol

pdub77 (author)2009-07-17

Had a friend in high school (10+ years ago) that could gleek about 5 feet. It was pretty wild. Geometry class was never the same.

GZNG (author)2009-06-24

i made another ible with a different method... check https://www.instructables.com/id/how_to_spray_saliva_straight_from_the_glands/ out

Hawkins56 (author)GZNG2009-06-27

Nice.

Bardouv (author)2009-05-24

Wow, I used to do this all the time by accident. It's nice to know the proper form, though.

TheCheese9921 (author)2009-05-24

"If you give this some practice, you can gleek all over people and they won't even know!" haha, that just sounds so wrong

sageserver (author)2009-05-23

wow. This is cool, I always wanted to do this and i had like 5 drops of clean saliva on my computer screen, with the help of ur instructable. thanks. also, so people wont get to mad you can say that its clean saliva.

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