Step 1: Craft A Pickaxe
Go to a video game store (I got mine at HMV in Mic Mac Mall) and buy the ThinkGeek Minecraft Foam Pickaxe.
Step 2: Let's Trade Heads
Go to another video game store (I got mine at Rock Candy Boutique) and buy the Minecraft Cardboard Steve Head.
Step 3: Why Is Your Head Still Circle?
Put the Steve head on your head.
Step 4: Get My Pick!
Grab your pickaxe in your hands.
Step 5: Let's Go Mining! :)
Go outside and do some crazy stuff: meet people, walk around, "mine" the roads.