How To Sleep With A Friend

 by tran862005
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This is a simple/picture guide to the general DO's and DONT's of sleeping with your friends!...Whether they be Male or Female!...Same or Opposite Sex!...again these are the general basics...BFF's (Best Friends Forever) might not agree!
 
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Step 1: Basics

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These are some all-around basics I have come across!
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Treknology says: Dec 27, 2011. 7:43 AM
I have shared my bed with many people and the best rule I have found is to have a separate set of blankets. That way neither can accuse the other of stealing the bed clothes.

Head-to-toe: forget it. Halitosis is better than foot odor.

For a period of time, workshifts required that I sleep a day at a friends' house once a week. If you really are friends, you can trust each other and, further, you don't care what other people may think.
blakeredfield says: Feb 18, 2009. 11:13 AM
Step 4: Girls dont really have rules means:

1) They dont wear pyjamas
2) They spoon
3) They cuddle
4) They caress
5) They experiment :)

i.e. girls have more fun than guys. (knew that already)
i.e. my wife can have a sleepover if she wants. (and I'm invited)
i.e. my daughter is not having any sleep overs. ever. (until her friends are 18)
jester_5123 in reply to blakeredfieldFeb 24, 2011. 8:02 PM
nice...lol
sharlston in reply to blakeredfieldJun 11, 2009. 9:47 AM
you dont let ur daughter have sleepovers?
blakeredfield in reply to sharlstonJun 11, 2009. 11:57 AM
In fact I wish she had more. It's really fun for our son, now that he decided girls aren't icky. I know for a fact he devises plans on how to infiltrate the girl's room all night :) Mom thinks it's hilarious too.
mayan guitarist in reply to blakeredfieldJun 3, 2010. 2:55 PM
Im going to model my parenting upon yours. Respek sir Respek.
O_Kodama in reply to blakeredfieldJan 25, 2010. 6:37 PM
Best... parents... EVER.
sharlston in reply to blakeredfieldJun 11, 2009. 12:33 PM
lol
Warlrosity says: Jul 16, 2010. 12:56 AM
Ok. I have to say this. Step 2, SIXTYNINE!!! BWAHAHA
brbrose says: May 5, 2010. 6:55 PM
 ha ha! we girls just do what we want.to bad though, i think i like one of my guy friends, but we're like brother and sister, so if i did anything it would be wrong.i couldn't even spend the night at his place.with how confused i feel...but i am a good person. never been kissed, no boyfriend ever, good grades, help people, i just don't connect that way or have the time.
Kalipa says: Apr 18, 2010. 7:50 PM
 A more effective way of sleeping with a friend, is to close your eyes, relax, and go to sleep.
princessrad111 says: Mar 15, 2010. 8:54 AM
 back to back... hmmm..., you wont end up that way trust me
wailenhalen18 says: Dec 5, 2009. 1:17 PM
No fair.  How come the girls don't really have rules or Do's and Dont's?
Sponzyparadox in reply to wailenhalen18Jan 1, 2010. 11:41 AM
Think of it like this girls have always been brought up to be huggy guys were not thus guys are much more stand offish and not to mention straight guys do not want to be known as gay (most of the time)
lucky78 says: Nov 19, 2009. 5:53 PM
LOL butt sex!
you are too funny!
redneckjaybyrd says: Oct 28, 2009. 2:35 AM
Teabag time!  Kodak moment.
Solderguy says: Sep 21, 2009. 5:43 PM
I don't know what's funnier, the instructable or the comments. :D
kaideedeekiss says: Sep 10, 2009. 5:55 PM
Lmao. On the different rooms one it looks like thier thrying to play basketball. XD =]]
kaideedeekiss says: Aug 24, 2009. 1:37 AM
LOL! NEVER Spoon. XD I LOVE IT!!! ///
crackjr says: Aug 6, 2009. 7:39 PM
what if you had sex with your lady friend
Webbleking says: Nov 28, 2008. 3:10 PM
What!!! spooning is not allowed. Damn it.
Ikera in reply to WebblekingDec 26, 2008. 4:15 PM
there are no rules against humping right, as long as you keep moving up and down it's alright.
REA in reply to IkeraMar 16, 2009. 6:56 PM
no no no! you got it all wrong! its only ok if you dont wake him.
Ideal_Ideas91 in reply to REAJun 26, 2009. 11:56 PM
ROFL Enough Said
simpson420 says: Feb 21, 2009. 12:48 AM
what if you like the chick that is your bffl and dont wanna sleep head to toe and want to sleep head to midsection
SmartyBre8 in reply to simpson420Jun 3, 2009. 9:23 PM
um......i don't think that's the best idea if she doesn't like you like that, otherwise you are gonna get a REALLY rude awakening. Lol
thoraxe in reply to SmartyBre8Jun 26, 2009. 1:43 PM
aka knee-to-chin or big toe-to-balls
Molly Malevolent says: Jun 17, 2008. 9:54 PM
I guess that counts out suprise butt sex.... hehehe Nice Post
blakeredfield in reply to Molly MalevolentFeb 18, 2009. 11:04 AM
LOL SURPRIZE BUTTSEKS!!!!
REA in reply to blakeredfieldMar 16, 2009. 7:00 PM
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Dr.Bill in reply to REAMay 23, 2009. 12:12 AM
BUTT BUDDIES !
Ikera in reply to Molly MalevolentDec 26, 2008. 4:19 PM
surprise butt sex can go under a prank, and they deserved it for farting to much
Webbleking in reply to Molly MalevolentNov 28, 2008. 3:08 PM
Most ppl frown upon suprise butt sex anyway.
cd41 in reply to WebblekingDec 10, 2008. 2:34 PM
well if they are a heavy sleeper they might sleep through any sex you have with them
nathenial says: Apr 13, 2009. 6:07 AM
this is so sexist!!! guys can sleep with there guy friends, i sleep with my best friends all the times, we usually have the best laughs and jokes when we lye there trying to sleep
downgrade says: Sep 8, 2008. 5:28 PM
But sometimes, you are camping, and it's really cold, and you are wasting soooo much heat.. and I mean... if there are two of you... you know, wasting heat... we need to conserve energy!
blakeredfield in reply to downgradeFeb 18, 2009. 11:14 AM
...especially if you're camping out at Brokeback Mountain.
cloner in reply to downgradeOct 14, 2008. 12:46 AM
am not sure if this is applicable in prison. lmao!
ferrari484 says: Jan 9, 2009. 10:32 AM
How hopeless is this?????.................
Batmanifestdestiny says: Dec 26, 2008. 11:12 PM
Uh oh, I'm in trouble! When I was little, I had to share a bed with my 3 other brothers, and we would ALWAYS end up spooning, and hogging the blankets! XD [please note: we were 5 at the time, so the spooning was not "sexy" in any way].
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