How To Start a Black Market in School

 by klingonprins
Ok, so we all know what its like.  your a teenager in middle or high school, and you need some money.  i know what to do!  sell stuff!  but, all of the legal stuff is boring as hell. so, break the rules a bit!  sell stuff out of your own portable black market, shared in your backpack and pencil case

I have done this for 4 yrs, and ive never been caught!

If you are caught, dont come to me. this is for informational purpla bla bla bla.
basically, keep the lawyers off my doorstep please.

 
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Step 1: Buy a bigger backpack

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Ok not really.  I dont know , really.  here in Germany, we have a book for every one of our 13 classes, not like america with only 4.  make sure you have enough space left over.
shrinkie says: Dec 30, 2012. 12:06 PM
at my school even the teachers deal with the kids everyones in on it as long as the principal and the p & c dont find out. kids get peircings, haircuts (sometimes just burnt off), the occasional tattoo, but they also deal drugs, trade weapons.there are at least 2 fights everyday... my schools great i love it.
Computer__Geek says: Sep 1, 2012. 5:11 PM
one problem what if you cant bring your backpack anywhere
mikeltv1 says: Mar 18, 2012. 2:54 PM
I know someone at school who sells soda, energy drinks and candy here in the US. He made like 200 dollars in profit over a few months
hedzup456 says: Mar 23, 2011. 12:13 PM
whats the cliche? i cant tell:(
Christophe1000 says: Dec 19, 2010. 3:20 PM
a knife for 1$ i buy 1 for 70$
mastermakoko says: Oct 4, 2010. 5:30 AM
im selling zip ties as bracelets!!!
eggbert99 says: Mar 3, 2010. 9:07 AM
 here in uk u get in real big trouble if a teacher found a knife on u
harry599 in reply to eggbert99Sep 29, 2010. 2:16 PM
you would get arrested...
EmilianoB in reply to eggbert99Apr 28, 2010. 3:28 PM
Why? The teacher wouldn't find in him/herself.
xana says: Mar 2, 2010. 11:08 PM
all of these things are things that you can have in school. except for the swiss
army knife.
klingonprins (author) in reply to xanaAug 29, 2010. 3:22 PM
well, i live in a tough city neighborhood, so a swiss knife is pretty much nothing. i've been shot at in my school before, because i ruined the grade curve for this rich kid once.
xana in reply to klingonprinsAug 29, 2010. 5:44 PM
i hate being in places like that. you reined his grade curve or he was dumb enough to buy from you. i came from south side ny i know what you mean.
pancho del rancho says: Mar 4, 2010. 8:46 PM
 mary jane makes more money than all tat stuff in an hour
EmilianoB in reply to pancho del ranchoApr 28, 2010. 3:26 PM
Agree. A really good one at $10 the gram in nice, little pouches.
caseyC088 in reply to pancho del ranchoApr 24, 2010. 12:17 PM
haha lol  yeah i wouldnt really call it "black" market you could sell chillums and 1 hits there cheap to buy wholesale and you can get skins and papers real cheap on the internet even legal bud will get you quite a bit of money and if you buy a big pack of disposable lighters u can sell them reall cheap and theres allways people who will buy them.. :P i know some friends who sell razor blades and these fake zippos. them tiny batteries you could also sell because if u know were to get them lots of people need them for calculaters and stuff
A good name in reply to pancho del ranchoApr 3, 2010. 10:45 PM
Rofl, saw that one coming.
 
Sharlston Cat says: Mar 1, 2010. 11:58 PM
Ohh Ye Its The Boys Book Of SpyCraft.
I Think

Sharlston Cat
klingonprins (author) in reply to Sharlston CatMar 11, 2010. 9:11 AM
 dangerous boomk for boys things to do edition, 2008.  things to know came later, but i dont have it.
Sharlston Cat in reply to klingonprinsMar 12, 2010. 11:37 AM
I Have All The Books Aart From Spycraft
Sharlston Cat says: Mar 1, 2010. 11:56 PM
Whats Is The Green Book On The Last Pic??
Tell Me Because I Think Its The Boys Book Of Somthing??
Can Tell Me Plz I Have The Full Clocletion apart from the green one.

Sharlston Cat
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