You may ask why .The answer ?
Because it is the cornerstone of homer simpsons pyramid of success.
Step 1: Needed EQ Part 1
Step 2: Needed EQ Part 2
Broom Handle (Red works For Senators Fans)
Broom Head (Red or Black Works Best)
Appropriately colored tape (Gold to keep with senators color scheme)
And finaly a Soft surface bearing your teams logo, for assembly (In this case, a senators rug)
Step 3: Assembly
Tape both ends for a good neat finish.
And finally unite the broom head and handle using safe hand twisting procedure.
Although advantageous against trash, this broom does not actually invoke you with super human
buffalo fan beat down powers.
Use in a fight , at your own risk.
I am not liable for any illegal use of this broom.