How to 80s-ify your geek t-shirt

I'm both a conference junkie and a Googler, so I get *a lot* of free and geeky t-shirts, and they're typically a bit on the big size and not really my style. Instead of using them to decorate my walls or scrub my bathroom, I usually "80s-ify" them - cut them up so they fit my body better, and look just a wee bit on the punk side. 

Step 1: Acquire free t-shirt

I typically ask for an adult medium from the conference registration booth, and that's what this one is from Pycon AU. It's okay for it to be a bit on the baggy side, as that is how the 80s rolled. (In addition to rolling with skintight rainbow spandex, which we'll save for a later lesson).