So you'd like to know how to attract a male, huh? Well, you've come to the right place. Follow these Simple Steps to get the attention from that boy you've been crushing on. Get ready, cause it's about to get crazy!
Step 1: Appearance is Everything!
If you really want your crush to notice you, try changing something about you. Do something different with your hair or wear some makeup or something. Oh! And don't forget to douse yourself in perfume, so when you walk by him he knows your scent!
I suggest wearing something that's really fragrant in the vanilla department.
Step 2: Send Him Secret Admirer Notes
When he's not home, sneak by his house and find his bedroom window. Tape a secret admirer note onto that window. When he comes home and sees the note he will be super confused but flattered at the same time. This gives him a reason to look for you! Try writing things like, "Your eyes are so deep I get lost sailing in them" or "Every time I see you, I just wanna give you a big bowl of chili". And add a lot of xoxoxoxoxoxos at the end of the note.
Step 3: Use a Pick Up Line
Next time you see him give him a corny pickup line. I suggest using one of these:
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven.
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall in love with me.
- Do your legs hurt? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
- Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?