Picture of How to: Construct Your Very Own Universe

This instructable is a quick exercise to get you started in the business of universe construction.

Required supplies:

- time (s)

- space (m)

Step 1: Define Space-Time

First you will need to define the relationship between space and time with one simple equation:

time cubed (s^3) = space to the fourth power (m^4)

Now combine your time and your space according to the relationship defined in the equation.

Why is this relationship important?

If you ignore our equation and combine time and space as equal to one another (s = m), your space-time just sits there.

If you combine time and space in accordance with our equation, your space-time is not stagnant but flowing at a constant rate.

This natural flow is the quality which will allow you to construct all the components required to create a successful universe.

Can't understand how to do this instructible. Cz I am just 12 years old now. But it seems little interesting

Thank you for your interest and don't worry, I am still trying to get my head all the way 'round it myself :)

A Tauren12 months ago
I think i got it right....or wrong
Bananamultiverse (author)  A Tauren12 months ago

I see what you mean ... if it's any consolation, you're a very handsome mantis.

nparfo1 year ago
What if this worked.. And the universe I'm in now is because of me successfuly following this instructable...
Bananamultiverse (author)  nparfo1 year ago

... then I am a duplicate of the other me answering your comment in this new universe and I must commend you for your attention to detail in recreating my form and consciousness ... though I do feel that I don't feel as tall as I was before ...

All the same - excellent work if that be the case!


wjbeaty1 year ago

I simulated this in excel, but a giant eye appeared in the sky over my house. It was still there even after deleting the xls file, but seems to have vanished after cycling power.

Bananamultiverse (author)  wjbeaty1 year ago

Ugh, I knew it ...

If Weishaupt were still still alive I'd punch him right in the nose.

I'd recommend disconnecting your internet connection during any further experimentation, just to be safe.

tony178371 year ago
My first attempt melted and my second attempt looked ok at first, but upon closer examination, the dogs were walking the humans. What am I doing wrong? Please help.
Bananamultiverse (author)  tony178371 year ago

Well - if your humans and dogs are otherwise functioning normally, you may have a sociological issue.

I suggest a human uprising to restore order.

ABCSoup1 year ago
So is that why I feel like people I know have been invaded by the pod people? An alternate universe was created with clones and I somehow stumbled upon it!
Bananamultiverse (author)  ABCSoup1 year ago

"No," said the old man, "that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.”

- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy