Picture of How to Eat a Bag of Chips in a Civilized Fashion.
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No really. You don't want a bowl (dishes!) you don't want to dump them out, you don't want to crunch and crumble and dig, and make mylar noises (gauche!)

And you wish to be civilized.

Your journey starts now.

Step 1: Open the bag.

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I know this is obvious obviousness, but you have acquired a bag of chips, or other mythical snacks from the grocery store vending machine or the unicorn repair shop.

NOW you would like to consume the tasty snacks, so thusly you must open the bag and free the deliciousness from its mylar prison.

The commonly chosen methodology is to pinch the seam on the back of the bag, and the frontspiece similarly and gently but firmly pull the plastic apart. This will open the bag easily and prepare you for step 2.
socrateez6 years ago
That is a great idea! Saves one from having to dirty a bowl or plate, and the hidden finger walk in the bag! Educated and entertained as well, nice job.
haptotrope (author)  socrateez6 years ago
...and you can see which chips the guy who just picked his nose touched. Eating should not be like scrabble! :-)
nruegs6 years ago
Excellent idea, excellent presentation.
haptotrope (author)  nruegs6 years ago
Gracias! I like the simple life tricks the best.
Ushanka6 years ago
As a regular eater of chip/crisp bags, I find this impressive and brilliant. It worked well on the first try with a Lays back. I feel so classy!
haptotrope (author)  Ushanka6 years ago
I'm glad I could bring a wee bit of class to your life. Don't squander it on loose women.
PKM6 years ago
Mmm, a touch of class :) I love your writing style (and the artsy B/W photos of a pencil with a rolled up piece of crisp bag stuck to it)!
haptotrope (author)  PKM6 years ago
Brilliant! Thank you! Happy snack consuming!