Introduction: How to Eat a Banana Like a Monkey

The actual eating isn't too different from humans. The real magic is in how monkeys peel their banana to get at the goodness inside.

Bananas are delicious and work like a charm in pancakes, but odds are you're peeling them the way that you've been taught and never thought about it. So let's do it like the experts: monkeys.

Step 1: Get a Banana

This part is easy and open to some choice. This banana is nice and evenly yellow. I like mine to have more brown on the outside while others insist on there being a little green. Hey, it's your banana, I'm just here to tell you about peeling it.

Step 2: Identify the Top of the Banana

Bananas grow in bunches pointing up with the stems on the bottom. The other side is really the top.

Step 3: Pinch the Top

Get a nice firm pinch on the top of the banana. You might get a bit of smooshed banana goop on your fingers, but with practice you can do it cleanly.

Besides, the banana goop tastes good. Lick it off your fingers!

Step 4: Peel

So you've pinched and gotten a good hold on some part of the peel. Great! Now pull it!

Step 5: Repeat

Peel two or three more times and you'll have a beautiful banana to behold and eat.

Step 6: Eat!

This banana was huge so I shared some of it with Mitch, who was helping me out by taking pictures.

Mmm... banana.

Step 7: The Beauty of It All

With the stem still intact you have a natural handle for the banana. There's no fumbling or trying to get the last bit out, it just happens easily and naturally.

So toss the peel in the compost and get on with your day a little happier that you just had a banana and you feel awesome!!

Comments

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ChrisS844 made it!(author)2017-06-20

this is how real monkeys eat their bananas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaHaTJ_kqQc

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supertoria12 made it!(author)2011-03-11

We humans clearly have a lot to learn from our fellow primates.

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SpiroExDeus made it!(author)2012-01-16

Yeah although you could quite convincingly argue that they have a lot more to learn from us.

Like language, writing, network routing...

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GRUBDUDE made it!(author)2016-10-19

Electrical engineering, opera singing, egg rolls.

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Stone_UFO made it!(author)2013-03-31

money

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gben101 made it!(author)2015-10-02

And the reason we DON'T eat a banana like a monkey is because STEP 8: Eat the Banana Peel......

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ndouglas303 made it!(author)2015-07-23

Your awesome fungus amungus!

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Dutch+Houston made it!(author)2014-10-16

I've been eating bananas that way for years and I always get weird looks.
VINDICATED!!

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mandiecb made it!(author)2013-01-29

This is the only way I've ever known to peel a banana...didn't know there was any other way!

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benderbrasil made it!(author)2012-06-14

guy here in Brazil everyone eats bananas as well without needing any instructable. make this instructable for me was a waste of time because everyone knows eating bananas as well.

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fungus+amungus made it!(author)2012-06-14

Americans haven't been having a problem eating them either. I put this up because most people here eat them by opening from the other end.

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benderbrasil made it!(author)2012-06-15

oh good. now yes I understand

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palmtree2C made it!(author)2012-01-27

I read in a magazine I think it was Wierd and that ripe bananas glow under a black light and that the peel can be used to filter water. I don't remember if they said what it filtered out. ??????

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batonas made it!(author)2011-07-16

not every people are smart as a monkey to figure out this one.

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patriots8888 made it!(author)2011-07-14

Do you think monkeys teach monkeys how to eat a banana like a human O.o im jk


good istructable 5*

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happyjo made it!(author)2011-01-13

SO wonderful!

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your+dog made it!(author)2010-11-22

This is actually a great way to eat a banana. I have been eating them this way for years. It also doesn't bruise as easily this way!

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aradi made it!(author)2010-11-09

Some times monkeys open the banana peel with their mouth

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Daddio_UK made it!(author)2008-02-25

You can live on bananas alone.. but you get all fat .. like an American.

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JamesRPatrick made it!(author)2008-05-21

Now that was racist.

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Daddio_UK made it!(author)2008-06-06

American is a race?

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wobbler made it!(author)2010-09-26

Some are. Apparently the American Presidents have to race for the White House according to the news. That's why Obama won, he's got longer legs than almost anyone else in America except for those with longer legs than him.

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JamesRPatrick made it!(author)2010-09-26

Wow you went there.

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JamesRPatrick made it!(author)2008-06-07

In my book.

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JamesRPatrick made it!(author)2008-06-07

Especially the way he described us.

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Kaelessin made it!(author)2008-06-14

It's only offensive because it's true of too many of us . . .and the sooner we realize we need to get of our fat backsides and do some real work the better!

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Daddio_UK made it!(author)2008-07-04

I only actually said it to see if anyone would bite, it wasn't meant to be seriously offensive. Its almost an image portrayed here by the TV press/programs.. wonder how we are portrayed there, some one said toothless with poor dental health care .. is that true?

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Karnivore made it!(author)2008-07-06

Not really. At least, not of the ones I've met.

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JamesRPatrick made it!(author)2008-07-15

That's the stereotype (Austin Powers), but I've met Brits and their teeth are fine. Although they do speek a different language...

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Daddio_UK made it!(author)2008-07-16

Its called English btw.. not heard of it b4? lol

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JamesRPatrick made it!(author)2008-07-18

I speak American by the way...not heard of it before? (laugh to myself quietly)

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Daddio_UK made it!(author)2008-07-21

What did they do with the dictionary on the mayflower anyway! eat it or beat indians over the head with it... perhaps. ;).

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Urrn made it!(author)2009-09-01

The dictionary was made in America

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Daddio_UK made it!(author)2009-09-02

Are you 'inventing' more history now? ;) .. next thing we know, Americans will be leading escapes from Colditz, in films. lol

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Kaelessin made it!(author)2008-07-21

om nom nom . . . .pleh bloimey this papah taists turrible!

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Daddio_UK made it!(author)2008-08-05

Have another 1/2 pound burger then.

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Karnivore made it!(author)2008-08-05

I think this conversation has gone on for long enough... 6 MONTHS?!?! Crazy, I tell you.

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Daddio_UK made it!(author)2008-08-05

you have been sat staring at your pc too long, I only spent a few mins sat at mine on this conversation. Go out side, through the thing they call "door", its really bright, it burns your eyes at first, but you'll get used to it.. its really big out there too, you should see it! ;)

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JamesRPatrick made it!(author)2008-08-06

door?

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Kaelessin made it!(author)2008-08-06

i think i've heard of these "door" things . . .apparently they were used before the internet was invented by al gore

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linaguo95 made it!(author)2009-06-24

hehe,very good.

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Daddio_UK made it!(author)2008-08-06

I remember that, we phoned someone up with a phone in a cradle and left someone in some university a message on a board, we all crowded round 1 pc in a classroom... if I had known it was him on the other end, I would have posted "Get F*&$%".

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Daddio_UK made it!(author)2008-08-05

...or have a banana !!!

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JamesRPatrick made it!(author)2008-07-27

The latter.

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Llama+Nerds made it!(author)2008-08-07

"Bad teeth and no guns" are the stereotypes for Brits where I lived. But then, that was in Texas, where you can't have a pickup truck without a gun rack in it.

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bigbodysmallbrain made it!(author)2009-06-17

when i lived in texas i got my first gun for cristmas when i was 4

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JamesRPatrick made it!(author)2008-08-08

The "no guns" part is for canadians.

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klee27x made it!(author)2009-03-14

Don't worry, Daddio. The American media portrays Americans that way, too.

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generator made it!(author)2009-10-18

 more stereotypical than racist... since americans are a mutt breed. cant really narrow down any specific race. eventually in america in like 100 more years we're all gonna look the same. kinda tan. light coffee colored with narrower eyes.

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UltraMagnus made it!(author)2008-08-05

actually, more nationist, or perhaps continentist

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