How to Fake a Bruise

Okay, Halloween isn't coming anytime soon, but today I was messing with some ballpoint pens, and came up with a great, easy formula for a small bruise! Here's what you need:

MANDATORY:
Red Ballpoint Pen
Blue Ballpoint Pen

OPTIONAL:
Purple Ballpoint Pen
Yellow Ballpoint Pen
Orange Ballpoint Pen

I showed pictures of the pen colors you need to have
(sorry for image quality this time - my camera broke down, so I'm using my computers camera)

Step 1 The Base

The base is red, so what you have to do is very lightly draw red lines across the skin. Choose either the hand, arm, or leg for your bruise. Never use this method in the face, because your facial skin is sensitive more sensitive than other areas.  Anyways, after your done putting on the red, lick the tip of your finger and rub it a little to blend the color. It should look a bit like a rash.