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How to Freeload off a dead guy (Comedy instructable!)

How to Freeload off a dead guy (Comedy instructable!)

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This is a little instructable I made just to make you laugh. Obviously if you find a dead body you should call the police not take stuff from him!

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Step 1Find a dead guy

Let's say you're walking down the street and you find a dead guy. Don't go calling the police just yet! That dead guy could be a financial jackpot!

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May 8, 2008. 8:30 PM42nickd says:

Funny, I love it. one question... how safe is half eaten food in the hand of a dead guy with no obvious cause of death?

Apr 7, 2009. 11:34 AM

bowmaster says:

The first step is easier if you make a dead guy first.

Nov 8, 2011. 6:17 PM

ilpug says:

Yup, worked great for me.

Apr 5, 2009. 1:35 AMlukeyj15 says:

your prints would be all over the body

Aug 5, 2011. 10:21 AMnisoe says:

right the police would thin you did it

Nov 3, 2009. 1:53 PM

DJ Radio says:

Gloves??

Apr 5, 2009. 3:43 PMlifelong-newbie says:

Dusting for prints would be tricky. Plus nature would soon do away with most of your prints. Trust me.. mwahahaaa

May 31, 2011. 7:22 PMThe nerdling says:

pmpl

Apr 10, 2011. 11:24 AMchicopluma says:

but if the dead guy has his tongue green, the food is probably not a good idea hahaha

Mar 24, 2011. 4:54 AMCyclonicNinja says:

Funny Instuctable hersheyMagic! and your names keith, mine too! its interesting how there seems to be a lack of Keiths, espiacally in Australia.

Nov 22, 2010. 9:11 AM

your dog says:

Ahhh! you forgot the belt!

Jun 28, 2009. 1:28 PMtrstn says:

I'd recommend against using your own cellphone to call the police, easily trackable. Better to opt for a payphone.

Dec 1, 2008. 7:38 PMDELETED_cholo71796 says:

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Jun 16, 2009. 1:59 AMkathmonkey says:

Yes, true love is the greatest thing in the world, but that's not what he said! He distinctly said "To Blave", and as we all know, to blave means to bluff! So someone was playing cards, and he cheated!

Jan 5, 2009. 4:24 PMcd41 says:

then go to taco bell with your new found wealth

Jan 14, 2008. 1:17 PMve2vfd says:

Taking the jacket may be a little hard once rigor mortis has set in though :)

Apr 5, 2009. 1:36 AMlukeyj15 says:

and most dead people foul their pants when they die

Jan 14, 2008. 8:51 PMhersheymagic (author) says:

Yea, I don't think he was dead very long lol

Aug 9, 2008. 1:53 PMlifelong-newbie says:

Especially if you just run him down, get out of your car, THEN take all his stuff, drive his own car up to his dead body, drive away in your own, and he would have some how ran himself over. No one would suspect you of anything.

Mar 25, 2009. 4:49 PMhersheymagic (author) says:

Wait a second.... KILLING the guy is a totally different thing and NOT covered by this instructable (lol)

Apr 5, 2009. 3:40 PMlifelong-newbie says:

Note to self: Get working on killing people instructable

Nov 7, 2010. 4:39 PMoctopuscabbage says:

Make sure its lejit by putting an arduino in there.

Nov 8, 2011. 6:18 PM

ilpug says:

and a knex gun.

Jan 5, 2009. 4:23 PMcd41 says:

park him and the car on a hill so it looks like he forgot his emergency brake

Dec 21, 2008. 11:23 PMthe_mad_man says:

nothing at all

Jan 14, 2008. 9:49 AMGreenDay says:

Sick. I hope I find a body soon.

Mar 27, 2009. 12:39 PMjoewall1 says:

I would to

Jan 14, 2008. 11:44 AMhersheymagic (author) says:

Oh they're lying around everywhere LOL

May 31, 2011. 7:23 PMThe nerdling says:

'bout 11 in my room

Mar 27, 2009. 1:53 AMShinta786 says:

to b honest. this is not a comedy, it happens in real life too ppl really get robbed when dead, asleep on a train or street, drunk, ... We must create a great nation, all that start with yourself! Behave....and be good

Apr 24, 2008. 3:28 PMHammyHavoc says:

Nice make up.

Mar 25, 2009. 4:52 PMhersheymagic (author) says:

Thanks :o) Keith

Oct 5, 2008. 5:09 PMfearme36 says:

"is his coat nicer than yours? if so, merry Christmas" lol very clever!

Aug 9, 2008. 1:55 PMlifelong-newbie says:

If I find MYSELF dying at the side of the road I am in for one hell of a shock when I come and take ALL MY OWN stuff off myself, Gosh im such a sap/supervillain. Nice instructable

Jan 14, 2008. 11:37 AMgamer says:

cool, now i know what to get off a dead guy and what not to get, lol very nice comedy instructable! -gamer

Aug 8, 2008. 11:20 AMI3uckwheat says:

hey we meet again! lol

Jan 14, 2008. 11:45 AMhersheymagic (author) says:

Just trying to make people smile :o)

Aug 6, 2008. 2:11 PMbeyondimagination says:

I couldn't find a dead guy, so i killed someone.

Jan 14, 2008. 1:01 PMFrenchCrawler says:

Nice... Would have been funnier if someone driving by saw you doing this, thought you really were robbing the guy, and called the cops :P

Jan 14, 2008. 8:52 PMhersheymagic (author) says:

Yea but we had a whole camera crew out there shooting so even if the couple of cars that did drive by saw us, they probably just wondered what we were doing!

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