Introduction: How to Freeload Off a Dead Guy (Comedy Instructable!)
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This is a little instructable I made just to make you laugh. Obviously if you find a dead body you should call the police not take stuff from him!
Step 1: Find a Dead Guy
Let's say you're walking down the street and you find a dead guy. Don't go calling the police just yet! That dead guy could be a financial jackpot!
Step 2: Make Sure He's Dead
Find a stick, and poke the dead guy to make sure he's dead.
Step 3: If You're Lucky, He May Have Food on Him
If the dead guy has any food on him, take it and have lunch!
Step 4: Check His Pockets
Feel his pockets and remove his wallet
Step 5: Take His Cash
Remove all the cash from his wallet
Step 6: Leave the Credit Cards
Don't take the credit cards. That would be credit card fraud and you don't need THAT on your record!
Step 7: Roll the Dead Guy Over
Using both hands, roll the dead guy over so you can check his front pockets
Step 8: Check All of His Front Pockets
After you have him rolled over, check his front pockets and take whatever he has on him
Step 9: Take His Car Keys
If you find a set of car keys, you just pimped yourself a new ride!
Step 10: Don't Forget the Shoes!
Are his feet about your size? If the shoes are nicer than the ones you have on... grab 'em!
Step 11: Take His Jacket
Is his jacket in better shape than yours? Merry Christmas!
Step 12: Find the Dead Guys Car
Chances are he's not too far from his car. Hold his key fob up and press the alarm button to locate which vehicle is his.
Step 13: Leave a Note
Don't forget to leave a note on the body, that makes it look like the dead guy gave you his stuff and car for $1.00. Write something like this:
"I, Dead Guy give you my stuff and car for $1.00 signed, Dead guy"
Step 14: Put the Note and Dollar in His Pocket
Put the note and one dollar back in his pocket so the police find it
Step 15: Call the Ploice
Remember to call the police and leave an anonymous tip, to report the dead guy, so they can collect the body!
Step 16: Behind the Scenes Photos
If you enjoyed my instructable (which was done strictly for entertainment purposes only) you can view behind the scenes photos from the video shoot at Swamp Studio
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