Alright ladies it is time for you big bunch a sissy boys to start acting like real men! The best way on Gods' green earth for that monumental task is to grow a Moustache! THIS IS NOT FOR THE FEINT OF HEART! many of you girly men won't even survive till the end of this guide, so the people out there who are tired of their pitiful selves follow me! To the rest of you boy band rejects go drink some soy milk.
Step 1: Gather your Supplies!
-Plain and unscented is best.
-Mens grooming scissors, they will have a slight curve to the cutting part to make it easier to trim your leg hair.
3. DISPOSABLE RAZOR
- Do not use a straight razor, you too stupid not to hurt yourself.
4. MOUSTACHE WAX
- Needed to tame the monster we are creating. When buying was make sure it is moustache wax, there are a lot of products out there that look like they will work the same way, but they won't.
5. LITTLE COMB
- Often sold with the wax or in a kit with the scissors.
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6. A pack of light bulbs.
Now it is finally time to begin you belated journey into decency! MOVE OUT!