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How to Grow and Maintain a Manly Moustache!

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Step 12: Final.

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Finish things up and pose dramatically while laughing maniacally. This is the sort of thing you should do now. Walk down the street and watch women swoon at your manliness. Congratulations, you are almost manly enough the make me want to take back all the mean things I said earlier. almost.

 It should be noted that if any person out there tries to correct my spelling of the word "Moustache" I will travel thought the interwebs and hit them in the face with a rotary phone.


 
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omnitron2 years ago
you sir are a champion among men. i myself have no moustache and am quite shamed to read this instructable without one however one day i aspire to grow one like Brian orosco (look him up). perhaps you can give instructions to promote healthy moustache growth. if so i would be greatly indebted and refer to you sen cay from then and every day on.
That stuff hanging into your mouth has got to be unsanitary.
Nameramthgin (author)  emerson.john2 years ago
ABSOLUTELY! BUT IT BUILDS MANLY CHARACTER, AND IT TASTES AMAZING!!
biospot2 years ago
I liked it until you said you would travel through the interwebs and hit us with a rotary phone... then I laughed out loud. At work. All my co-workers looked at me strangly, but after looking at your face, I didn't mind their looks. None of them are as cool as your face.

szukowski2 years ago
Brilliant! Love it. I have a skimpy mustache that's not even worthy of carrying your mustache's comb. But you've given me hope for a bright future!
Nameramthgin (author)  szukowski2 years ago
GIRD YOUR LOINS SMALL MAN! You must not give up hope! My moustache is only but a wee stashling, barely even seven months old. BUT LOOK AT HIM! HE IS SLOWLY BECOMING AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE! THE MOUSTACHIOD MEN MUST RISE UP AND JOIN TOGETHER! SOON THE WORLD SHALL COWER AT THE IMPEDING MOUSTACHE APOCALYPSE!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Avivz2 years ago
I just want to add a little bit of my experience growing a moustache from these past few years (mind you I come from a long line of bearded and moustachioed men).

1) Hold off trimming the hairs over your lip.
-These Hairs, will eventually grow to form a strong front for your moustache ideally reaching all the way to the very ends of the your curl. Regardless of how you look eating soup, or how much your partner complains about hair in their mouth it is a must that these should be trimmed as little as possible.

2) Clubman (http://www.clubmanonline.com/mstwaxblk.html) moustache wax totally sucks.
-I've recently started using a water-based pomade (http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/18272651/175.jpg), though not a "moustache wax", this stuff has superior lasting strength, no added colour, and washes out with water.

3) The ladies say it tickles...
Nameramthgin (author)  Avivz2 years ago
starts as a French tickler, ends as a flavor saver!
jm_bilac2 years ago
This is the first instructable I have felt the need to comment on, because your efforts to make manly moustachiod men out of blubbering girly boys has really had a big effect on me. Great maniacal moustache making instructable mate! Here is a pic of mine from a last week, it doubled it's size just apon reading your instructable and following your sound advice... Yes I'm dressed as a pirate, but that's not the point... I'm the bald guy on the right... Love your stach and instructable advice cheers!
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Nameramthgin (author)  jm_bilac2 years ago
Cheers!
tduncan2 years ago
This is my favorite Instructable ever.
jmackenzie52 years ago
HAH! The very fact you need to bring back up only shows a lack of faith in your mustaches ability to defend itself! Diverting attention away from your stache by bringing your chest and back here into this means only one thing. FEAR.

Be forewarned my chest hair is like the amazon. Dense and filled with treacherous dangers. No God will help you on this one!
jmackenzie52 years ago
Your mustache is thin and lacks girth...I challenge your mustache to a duel!
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