Step 12: Final.

Finish things up and pose dramatically while laughing maniacally. This is the sort of thing you should do now. Walk down the street and watch women swoon at your manliness. Congratulations, you are almost manly enough the make me want to take back all the mean things I said earlier. almost.

 It should be noted that if any person out there tries to correct my spelling of the word "Moustache" I will travel thought the interwebs and hit them in the face with a rotary phone.

<p>Forget that bar of soap! That's the worst thing you could use on your face. Go and get yourself a nice puck of shave soap or tube of shaving cream, they're relatively cheap, and get yourself an old coffee cup. Sometimes you can find a pretty cheap deal on a set with shaving mug/soap and a nice brush. If you can find a nice set that includes shaving oil and some after balm to go with the shave soap, then pick that up. I like to shave mine up with a cheap 1920's open comb, double edge saftey razor, but any safety razor will do. Plus, it makes you feel more like a badass to shave with a REAL blade. That regular soap will dry you out and doesn't shave very well, while warm shaving soap brushed on your face after a hot shower and shaved off with a warm, sharp safety razor will just glide the hair away. Just remember, no shave soap, no shave, in other words, only shave the areas on your face that have soap on them, once it's gone, reapply, never shave dry. Cheers and Wet Shave On!</p>
<p>Forgot to mention, if you do manage to find yourself a nice double edge safety razor at a flea market, or online, be sure to clean it first as I'm sure it has been used before, all of my 12 razors have. I just clean them first with some very hot water and baking soda and let them soak, then use an old toothbrush to brush away any gunk, and have used scrubbing bubbles a time or two as well. Toothpaste is also an excellent cleaner, then I'd run it through more hot water to clean it off, followed by a good bath in some hydrogen peroxide, then into some alcohol just to make sure there is no bacteria on it before you start using it to shave with. Takes some time, but I really enjoy my shaving and collection of older-than-my-grandfather razors.</p>
<p>Bearded Brother,</p><p>Check out Dollar Beard Club. I use them to keep my beard sharp. On a monthly basis, they send you personalized kits that'll make Zeus&rsquo; beard jealous. </p><p>Manliness guaranteed. http://refer.dollarbeardclub.com/cMdCv</p>
Fail. only trim the tips or it will look as thin and misshapen as this guys the wax is used to shape it away from you mouth <br><br>This is one of the worst moustache's online<br><br>Is this better?
Lol I agree Luke
Oh ya and manly men dont shave ;)
Oh ya and manly men dont shave ;)
Lol the first 2-5 steps are pointless. And you forgot the part about &quot;growing&quot;
<p>he's amusing the hell out of me.</p>
I love it wish I could see it in person. So handsome. I remember my dad teaching my bro how to get the best curl.
<p>LOL men wear beards, only freaks grow a peedostache.</p>
<p>This is the most awesome instructable I have seen... I am favoriting it now, and giving it to my hubby after he gets home from work. He's definitely the manly man, and will get such a kick out of this attempt to get others to be manly too! Great job, and awesome literary skillz for the humour necessary to inspire those sissies!</p>
<p>I'm 14 and I could probably grow a better mustache than you! </p>
Point 1. Dove is for girls. Don't care of it's unscented. Use Coal Tar Soap and quit whining about the smell, you're s'posed to be a man!<br><br>Point 2. Your moustache is actually pathetic. Really is, sorry. What sort of girl twists and curls it with products!? Use earwax like a real man if you must style it... The natural face hanger is always better however, if you're man enough to grow it. Case in point - my epic Highway Cop 'tache. See pic. I think I made my point.
Pretty good work, son.<br><br>My only complaint is..(and it's a big one) the fact that you even OWN &quot;Dove&quot; brand vagina soap, let alone use it on your face. <br><br>IF and when you decide to become a MAN, use some real man soap like &quot;Grandpa's Wonder Pine Tar Soap&quot; or &quot;Lucky Scruff&quot; handmade pine tar soap, these soaps are made for men, they're actually good for your face / beard / hair. And you get the added bonus of NOT having to use girly soaps. <br><br>Man up, boy.<br>, uncle Hank
<p>Mustaches are quite manly. However, I am going to keep my facial hair curtailed for the time being. When I am a bit older, however, I will likely grow some form of mustache/beard.</p><p>Also, here is a link to a blog by a MAN known as Dr. Awesome. He is one of the highest authorities on manliness. Study and practice his teachings, and your manliness will increase exponentially!</p><p><a href="http://gotmanswers.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">http://gotmanswers.blogspot.com/</a></p><p>Please understand that I am in no way, shape, form, or fashion trying to even remotely insult your undoubtedly great manliness. Respect, sir!</p>
I love you, in a non homo-sexual way... more like a father or brother. <br>And yes, I may be a bit inebriated at the time of this writing (thank god for spel cvhek... ojh hos i cant find ythe keys)
I will send you to my friend at Dick's Speedometer and Tach and you can see a real moustache. His is usually waxed into a helix, and about 16 inches when pulled straight. He refused to cut it in Viet Nam, and it grew to around 6 feet! It was a superstition thing, but he is alive after 4 tours! So if you are going to war, and you are likely to die, lucky facial hair will keep you alive! Yes bullets will avoid hitting the owner of the dreaded 2 meter moustache, and swerve around your body just like in the movies. Well it seemed to work for him anyway.
This whole thing was hilarious.
team fortress 2 is awesome. why did they have to make it free though?
To get new players, and more potential mann co store buyers. It's working, trust me, they made loads of cash of newcomers.
you sir are a champion among men. i myself have no moustache and am quite shamed to read this instructable without one however one day i aspire to grow one like Brian orosco (look him up). perhaps you can give instructions to promote healthy moustache growth. if so i would be greatly indebted and refer to you sen cay from then and every day on.
BRIAN OROSCO!? I do not need to increase my knowledge on that paragon of manly virtue!!!!! I know Full well who he is! A true competitor of ninja warrior! as for growing tips, there is a comment I left on here about lemon juice and rubbing alcohol, find it and follow it. ALSO CONTINUE WATCHING NINJA WARRIOR!!! MANLY HOBBIES PROMOTE MANLY FACIAL HAIR!. YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO TIGER PUNTING AND BEAR BLASTING TOO!!!! You should also start building small models and then destroying them while laughing maniacally. It will help prepare you for your inevitable attempt at world domination.
thank you master i truely apreiate all you are doing for the jellyfish of this soon to fall world
Everything i read in this instructable has had the voice of R. Lee Ermey screaming in my head. Thank you for the wonderful instructable, i might have to grow my moustache out to match the beard...
Good on ya.
Your mustache is thin and lacks girth...I challenge your mustache to a duel!
COME PREPARED BOY! <br>My moustache has plenty of back up, and God help you if I have to pull out my back or chest hair....... <br>
I want to have a mustache duel!?! Time to grow out the beard and lay the ground work for the disasterstach that shall pummel all weakling thin staches! jmackenzie5... I'm not talking to you as you already have a fully developed manstache! Nice work!
Is mustache duel a euphemism for guys making out? Not that there's anyth
bahah, honestly I was more inclined to a mustache off as in growing a mustache and seeing which one is more manlier..either that or imagining two mustaches taking 10 paces and quick drawing pistols...You on the other hand may have some confusion about your sexual orientation my friend..no worries, I refer you to Mr. Freddie Mercury for all your mustache riding dreams.
Errrr. Idk. If it is I retract my previous statement
roflol. <br>
You know, i had thought up a really funny response and was gonna post it to continue the insanity of the conversation, but after bmumaw's comment I just don't think that I can.
<strong>Mustache wax is not enough for me! I had to go for MAXIMUM HOLD hair gel to get my necessary curl =D</strong>
I've seen better mustaches on a post-menopausal woman!
Isn't Lady Gaga manly enough?
OH GOD I HOPE NOT............ <br>
That stuff hanging into your mouth has got to be unsanitary.
...your mustache is not all that you will scare...

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