Let's face it, you need help. The pilot was probably wearing a headset. Take that headset and put it on. If he wasn't, then you have already been listening to the Air Traffic Controllers (ATC) that your pilot was talking to on the cabin speaker. There are usually two ways to transmit to ATC. Commonly, there is a button on the pilot's control wheel called a push-to-talk switch. There is also a hand microphone usually mounted somewhere in the cockpit within easy reach of the pilot. Use the hand microphone. To use the push-to-talk switch would require reaching across the pilot. Also, there could be other buttons on that control wheel such as the autopilot disconnect button (if one was installed and operating). So pick up the hand microphone, hold it very close to your lips (any closer and you'll kiss it), press the button on the side, try to speak in a normal tone of voice and make a simple request for help, then release the button. (If you don't you will continue to transmit and never hear a response). Once you have established communication with ATC, they will quickly realize the problem and do everything they can to help you. The one thing they can't do is fly the airplane, so what's next?
But in all honesty, a plane WANTS to fly...its odd to think of a complex machine as an airplane to have feelings, but there is nothing a plane wants to do than fly. thats what it is built for. if you get into a real airplane, and you maintain straight and level flight, if something changes in flight (such as an updraft from a thermal) it will knock the plane out of straight and level flight and seek to find straight and level...even if that means the plane oscillates nose up and down like crazy.
my dad was a pilot for the army for 21 years, and now flies for life-flight. he one day said to me that flying is so easy that a 4 year old could do it with NO problem.
the only difficult part is getting off the ground and landing.
Having a printed [in type large enough to be able to READ EASILY} is a good idea, BUT...
In the meantime [between flights] you need to READ, READ, AND REREAD the instructions OVER AND OVER UNTIL, like a child who cannot read, but learns word for word, a children's book read nightly by a parent, you can remember it word for word.
I never cease to be amazed at a 2, 3, or 4 year old being able to page through a children's book and recite word for word the text that he/she CANNOT read!!!!!
That way, IF and when the need arises, you will not have to refer to the instructions. Then, it would not hurt for you to review it again while you're flying, just in case.
Remember, this flight "primer" is ONLY for an EMERGENCY situation, AND then your BEST HELP is available by the RADIO, SO...
BE SURE to have the radio operation memorized long before any flights, and during the flight, pay special attention to the pilot's use of the radio.
And it wouldn't hurt to ask your pilot to instruct and demonstrate radio use, and even allow you to do some of the radio communication, under his guidance of course.
If not, well then …
Called, "Tons of things a guy should know," or something like that.
still good though.