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How to Make A Caesar's Crush

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You know that place in the mall with the nummy orange drinks? Caesar's Crush is a rich and sweet cocktail inspired by a long day at the mall and everybody's favorite ancient Grecian, Julius Caesar (get it? Julius... trust me, the drink is better than the joke).

Important Note: This is a great drink to make for a date at home. A good drink comes with a good story. Spend a little time on Wikipedia and follow these random talking points.

 
 
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Step 1: Get prepared.

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We're going for a certain taste, here. We want the orange-cream over-indulgence flavor of an Orange Julius.

Get what you need.

  1. Orange Crush
  2. 2 nips of Grand Marnier
  3. 2 nips of Vanilla Smirnoff (or Whipped Pinnacle, etc... you get the idea
  4. Triple Sec
  5. Jigger - or a way to measure an ounce
  6. 2 cocktail glasses
  7. The prettiest orange in the pile
  8. A cutting thing, knife is preferred

Step 4: Add Orange Crush.

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Get soda. Fill rest of glass. Stir once, counter-clockwise. Never with an orange stirrer.

Talking tip: Caesar hooked up with Cleopatra, like, for a while and stuff. They might even have had a kid. Or something.

Kharon6 months ago
I'm 21 now so I'm definitely trying this. Also this is by far one of the funniest 'ibles I've read... *looks around and whispers "I like your shoelaces"* Hint: google it if that doesn't ring a bell and just sounds weird
ipaintitblack (author)  Kharon6 months ago

So glad you liked it :) I tried. Thank you.

And I've been out-memed. I had to Google that one. A shame upon my head. I shun myself. Shun.

Sounds like a great drink and your Instructable was fun to read :)

ipaintitblack (author)  Penolopy Bulnick6 months ago

Glad you liked it! This was my first Instructable - I'm glad it turned out alright. :)