Step 5: Enjoy!

The cake should look fantastic and delicious. Add a candle and "Still Alive", and you're set for a Portal evening!

I should warn you though, the cake is incredibly rich. It took me an hour just to finish one piece. Seriously, share it with your friends. :)
A Portal cake a made for a friends birthday =)
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
its hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science.
We do what we must<br /> because we can.
for the good of all of us<br />
except the ones who are dead.<br />
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
just keep on trying till you run out of cake. <br />
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive
She was a lot like you<br>(Maybe not quite as heavy)
and while you're there, get the cakee&nbsp;(the one&nbsp;recieving the cake)&nbsp;tested at Aperture Science Laboratories.
anyway, this cake is great
Its so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I have experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I'm still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and im still alive
when you're dying I'll be still alive
Still alive
noes, you forgot one.. when you're dead i will be still alive
Oh yeah, haha! Well... Still alive Still alive
*end credits*
actually teh end credits happens throughout the whole song. LAWLS<br />
I meant the end <em>of</em> the credits
oooooh.<br />
im dead but still alive!
when you're dead i will still be alive
Don't forget garnishes such as:<br>Fish shaped crackers<br>Fish shaped candies<br>Fish shaped solid waste<br>Fish shaped dirt<br>Fish shaped ethyl benzene<br>Pull and peel licorice<br>Fish shaped organic compounds<br>Sediment shaped sediment<br>Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.<br>One cup lemon juice<br>Alpha resins<br>Unsaturated polyester resin<br>Fiberglass surface resin<br>and Volatile malted milk impoundments<br>9 large egg yolks<br>12 medium geosynthetic membranes<br>one cup granulated sugar<br>An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'<br>Two cups rhubarb, sliced<br>2/3 cup granulated rhubarb<br>One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb<br>One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb<br>Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire<br>One large rhubarb<br>One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb<br>Two tablespoons rhubarb juice<br>Adjustable aluminum head positioner<br>Slaughter electric needle injector<br>Cordless electric needle injector<br>Injector needle driver<br>Injector needle gun<br>Cranial caps<br>And it contains proven preservatives , deep prenetration agents, and gas and oder control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.<br>And, make that two cans of frosting. You will need a jar of nice big pitted Cherries,Sliced Almonds and dessicated Coconut.
I did! I read it and It's a little confusing. I tried making it the way GLaDOs told me to and it turned out really runny and not at all able to be baked. If you follow this, you won't have to overstate your satisfaction. There will cake, and grief counciling at the end of this test.
If you follow the recipe exactly, the fish shaped ethyl benzene takes out the runniness.<br><br>This post is a lie...
The recipe also appears from the blue orb in the boss sequence, and is much easier to write down since you don't need to sift out the garbage.
The baking soda fluffs the cake. The baking powder keeps the cake from exploding. Baking soda and baking powder are referred to as leavenging agents at this pro site. http://tiny.cc/tkwa8
im sorry but the real cake recipie is... one containter of chocolate icing 1 pound of chocolate chips 3 quarter cups vanilla cake mix 2 quarter cup poly fiber glas resin dont forget fish shaped garnishes such as: fish shaped candies fich shaped crakers and im failing, aren't I?
don't forget sediment shaped sediment.
or an article called &quot;How To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands&quot;.
i think i'll make this cake to my boyfriend on valentine's day :3 he'll love it :3<br />
Did anyone else read this instructable entirely in GLaDOS's voice?<br />
Great, but one Suggestion. It may just be your camera, but the cake looks heavily uneven and slightly off color.<br /> <div id="refHTML">&nbsp;</div>
&nbsp;Yeah, it's probably just the picture.
i would suggest adding a picture of the cake in-game for people who havn't played or don't remember what it looks like to compare
(cries) COMPANION CUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Portal rocks
Where is the front of your oven?
Haha I don't really know. It's pretty much been that way as long as I can remember. It still works though, so that's what matters :)

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