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This instructable will show you how to make your very own, fully functioning, life-sized Batmobile at almost no cost and time!! THIS IS LIFE CHANGING!! Be the envy of your friends, the coolest kid around, and show off your love for the Dark Knight, all with this easy instructable!!
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Step 1: Begin

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First off you will need too find some old cardboard. Isn't this great, you get to recycle some cardboard while you make your very own, life-sized, fully functioning Batmobile!!

Step 2: Make Some Decals

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Draw some bats, about six inches long, on the cardboard.  Try to reduce your excitement at the prospect of owning your very own, life-sized, fully functioning Batmobile, and cut out four bats. Failure to do so may result in lost fingers, so be careful.

Step 3: Color the Bats

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Now color the bats black.  You can paint them if you wish, or go the fast and easy way(like I did) and use a black sharpie.  Crazy folks may want to use different colors to do this. If you are one of those people that likes to live on the edge, go ahead, but be careful. Once you start doing crazy things like that, who knows where it could end up. You may find yourself doing back flips off a ramp with your little brother's tricycle, or actually liking Rebecka Black's Friday Song. We are not responsible for any injury or death that may occur.

Step 4: Punch Some Holes

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Using a hole punch, put a hole in each bat's head. Once the bleeding has stopped, tie strings through the holes so that the bats hang down about a foot. It looks better if they are all at slightly different heights.

Step 5: Tye Em' Up

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Take two sticks, or pencils, or whatever is lying around that is straight, and tie them together at the middle, leaving a few inches left at the ends of the string. Now tightly tie the bats on to the ends, letting them hang down. You are almost done with your very own, life-sized, fully functioning Batmobile!!!
Once I saw all the exclamation points in the post about cardboard I knew something was up
bianca.mestre9 months ago

i hate you for this..just saying.

but it was very funny

blastaton1 year ago

I thought you would make it a car,not that stupid thing

Haha, completely not what I expected.
josh13243 years ago
How is this a prank?
VerendusVir (author)  josh13243 years ago
Well it makes the reader think that he is building a car, where, in reality, he is building a little hanging thing. Also you can tell your friends that you built a batmobile. Its not primarily a prank, but it still qualifys (and its funny).
you'd have to spell it "bat mobile." two words
"This instructable will show you how to make your very own, fully functioning, life-sized Batmobile"

its not a prank, its a complete lie.
FrozenIce3 years ago
HAHAHAHA great pun
monsterlego3 years ago
Lots of pun.
Very clever!
VerendusVir (author)  Kaptain Kool3 years ago
Thank you!
Close enough!
Kiteman3 years ago
VerendusVir (author)  Kiteman3 years ago
I love puns(especially bad ones), in case you haven't noticed. Did you like my instructable?