At first I felt guilty for wasting a whole Cadbury egg and two slices of bread for the sake of an April Fool's blog post, but then I realized I'm going to eat this. Who's the fool now?
Step 1: Microwave your peep for approx. 30 seconds until deformed
Step 2: Spread it on your bread
(do this really fast 'cause it hardens quicker than you'd think)
Step 4: Mash it up
(do it in a clear bowl so you can see it -- getting hungry, huh?)
Step 5: Spread it onto your bread