At first I felt guilty for wasting a whole Cadbury egg and two slices of bread for the sake of an April Fool's blog post, but then I realized I'm going to eat this. Who's the fool now?
Step 1: Microwave Your Peep for Approx. 30 Seconds Until Deformed
Step 2: Spread It on Your Bread
(do this really fast 'cause it hardens quicker than you'd think)
Step 4: Mash It Up
(do it in a clear bowl so you can see it -- getting hungry, huh?)
Step 5: Spread It Onto Your Bread