Introduction: How to Make a Hot Dog Pen

This is a pen I made using a hot dog for the No Lathe Pen Challenge from One Car Workshop: ( )

It’s silly, but I thought you might enjoy it.


  • Steamer
  • Stove
  • Plate
  • Fork
  • Ball-point pen


  • Hot dogs
  • Hot dog buns
  • Water
  • Onion
  • Ketchup
  • Relish

Step 1: Boil Water

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Load the boiler pot with water and get it boiling. Disassemble the pen to remove the body.

Step 2: Cook Hot Dog and Bun

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Put the hot dog in the boiling water. Add the steamer basket and put the bun in. Close the lid.

TIP: Cook more than one hot dog. This will make you hungry and pens don’t taste good.

Wait 3 minutes. While you’re waiting…

Step 3: Chop Onions

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Observe the magic onion-chopping trick!

If you don’t know magic, use a knife.

Step 4: Serve

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Remove the bun and split it with the fork. Put the hot dog in the bun. Add onions, ketchup & relish.

Insert the pen into the hot dog from one end. If you can’t get it started, pierce the end with a fork first.

Step 5: Write / Eat

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You’re done!

If you made two hot dogs, eat the other one. Congratulations on a job well done.


shogun21Jimi (author)2017-01-23

hero status acchieved

Le PicBois (author)shogun21Jimi2017-01-25

Lol where's my price? :D hahaha

JackmanWorks (author)2017-01-23

This should totally be the top post in the email newsletter :D

Le PicBois (author)JackmanWorks2017-01-25

Yes! :D hahaha

ronanry (author)2017-01-24

I have a pen, I have a hotdog ... hotdog pen !

Le PicBois (author)ronanry2017-01-25


mlawing (author)2017-01-23


Le PicBois (author)mlawing2017-01-23


Ollaris (author)2017-01-23

mhhh Tasty Pen you made there!

Le PicBois (author)Ollaris2017-01-23


RedBinary made it! (author)2017-01-23

I didn't have a bun so I used a butt from a loaf of bread. Also a ton of mustard and red ink instead of ketchup.

Le PicBois (author)RedBinary2017-01-23


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