Last year, we took our then-3-year-old to the neighborhood park for an Easter Egg Hunt. Watching little kids engage in primal (yet adorable) hunting-and-gathering behavior was fascinating. Volumes of books could be written about the complex behavioral patterns displayed at an average egg hunt. I began to wonder what would happen if you injected an element of (mostly) harmless futility into this precious celebratory tradition. So, I made this tantalizing, yet Irretrievable Easter Egg. Hopefully the results would be both amusing an non-psyche-scaring.

Step 1: Gather the Materials

Here's what you need:

1 - Spiral tie out stake - $1.99 at Harbor Freight
1 - Large easter egg - $0.30
1 cup - Concrete mix - $0.50

And, if you want to be fancy, you could also use:

1 can - Spray paint
1 - 8" Gutter nail or similarly long bolt, or piece of rebar
Some hot glue or epoxy
Some bits of steel wire

To do all this, you'll need the following tools:

A vise, hacksaw or reciprocating saw, a pair of vise-grip pliers, a hammer, a mixing container, and some masking tape
<p>That was awesome. Just awesome.</p>
This is funny now but if it happened to you when you were a kid, (at least most people) would want to kill. I sure would.....
Fabulous idea!!! lol <br>
I plan an annual egg hunt for my friends (we're all &quot;mature&quot; adults). I wonder how many of them would freak out... especially knowing that no one would inform the others once they realize it's a prank XD
Great trick. Concrete dries by chemical reaction not evaporation. It should actually dry faster by leaving the plastic on.
Well, then, where does the water go?
... the chemical process which cures cement causes it to heat up-- which vaporizes the water content, incidentally.
Most of the water becomes part of the cement, it isn't evaporated by the heat of reaction.
mrcumley.... you asked the question. interesting thing, in large concrete pouring they are water cooled to prevent them from breacking from the heat. look at the construction of the hoover dam.
2 Ca3SiO5 + 7 H2O ---> 3 CaO.2SiO2.4H2O + 3 Ca(OH)2 is one of the (unbalanced) reactions.
LOL You blinded him with science...it's exactly ON topic, because you showed him where the water went. Chemistry. Gotta love it.
Um... I think we're getting a bit off topic.
Wow! Awesome Idea! What I would do, though is keep it, paint it a different color every year, and put it in a new location. That'll make 'em paranoid of every egg they go to grab! Maybe I'll make a few...
Nice idea. I hadn't thought of that. Sadly, I gave the egg to my son to play with and now it's lost. I bet I'll find it with my lawnmower some day.
wow hey if i make a pedstal in my garden put a sign saying remove the egg get 100 dollars be funny to watch guest try all night to get the egg hey if i weildied it to a base they could probally tie there pickup truck on wouldnt get it
Interesting how only an adult commented about how it was a &quot;metal egg&quot; and therefore not real. All the little kids tried to pick it up. If I was one of those kids I would have not even gone to pick it up because most plastic eggs are just plain bright colors, and that one obviously wasn't like the rest. But maybe that's just me thinking about my current grown-up self in an egg hunt?
it's just you.<br><br>Although, I admit, if I'd painted it gold, the deception would have been complete. But alas, I only had silver and was too cheap to go by more.
Sorry, &quot;buy.&quot;
you know i was thinking this would be a good way to secure cement yard ornaments. Make your own or find a way to fasten store bought ones to a stake. Might keep older pranksters from getting away with them! (would be fun to film that also)lol
I somehow managed to come across a stainless steel egg about the size of the one you have used. I Personally Have no use for a stainless steel egg and since i live on a frequented street by several schools a decided to do this. Mine is permanent Because i had a leftover concrete hole in my yard from a fence that we tore down i had been looking for someway to get rid of the stupid ugly hole so i welded on the stake and then proceeded to fill the hole with concrete and screw my egg in. It Makes mowing the yard Interesting seeing as its near the sidewalk and only leaves about a patch of grass a foot wide between it and the sidewalk(iv hit the sidewalk twice now with the blades for the lawn mower and the sound isnt pretty and its not fun having to pay for new blades or spend an hour fixing the damn bent blades and sharpening them) The Outcome Was HILARIOUS!
Wow. A stainless steel egg? Concrete? You took it to the next level, my friend.
yes i did and its still there
That was soooo cute! I should really do this. I loved the little boy when he couldn't get the egg and he kicked it! Priceless.<br />
Typical kids these days. Something don't work, destroy it.
One day, I just wanna have a fake easter egg hunt.<br /> <br /> Maybe in the middle of the summer, stage an easter egg hunt.<br /> <br /> Have a kid (who knows your plan) find a few preplaced eggs in the park, then have him keep looking (while you and the kid both know, there are none left). Then once you have a few people looking for the remaining eggs, your work is done.<br /> So everybody thinks that there are hidden eggs everywhere, but there aren't.<br /> <br /> <br /> That would be omnilently funny/cruel...
<p>I live in a more rural area, so when our rival school's students spray painted our stadium, we came up with the idea that we would take 9 chickens and paint a 1-8 and a 10, and release those chickens insde the highschool. This would have&nbsp;always left them asking where is number 9?<br /> But sadly no one was willing to give up nine chickens&nbsp; =P <br /> &nbsp;</p>
Clearly, 7 ate 9.<br />
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That just made my day.
A prank like that was actually done by the seniors at my school a couple of years back. Somebody obtained 3 pigs and placed the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on the pigs and released them in our school -- hilarity ensued when the &quot;third&quot;&nbsp;pig could not be found&nbsp;:)<br />
&nbsp;Oh I like the nine chickens thing. Maybe it could be done with something cheaper, (yet&nbsp;creepier) like garden snakes?
&nbsp;Wow. I'm impressed by how evil that idea is. wow.
It would be funny, yet mean.<br /> I don't think I would be able to do that.
I'm going to make sure and pack my kid a Sawzall for his next Easter Egg hunt, just in case.
how 'bout an e-tool?
This is probably the meanest and most evil thing I have ever seen. And to do it to little kids!!!!!! I LOVE IT!
<em>ha ha ha</em>
you went through all that trouble just to torture some little kids... awesome :)
Well, the torture figures into about 1/3rd of it. the other 2/3rds was for the Instructables contest and just to see if it actually worked.
&nbsp;Not that my family has ever done the easter thing, but I can just imagine the lesson my dad and uncles would have used this to teach us. &quot;When something is stuck in the ground, fire up the skidsteer...&quot; Or loader truck, or excavator, what have you.
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0.0in 0.0in 0.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9.0pt;font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size: 9.0pt;">My wife and I plan on pranking a friend by randomly &quot;hiding&quot; hundreds of plastic Easter eggs in their yard some night. &nbsp;Adding a few staked eggs will just be all the better!&nbsp; Thanks for the great idea.</span></span></p>
lol! gr8 trick~<br />
For everyone who thought this was too cruel, here's what I did this year: &quot;<a href="https://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Flowering-Easter-Eggs/" rel="nofollow">How to Make a Flowering Egg</a>.&quot;<br />
&nbsp;all you have to do is use the glue on the inside somehow so it looks super normal!
you are an evil genius!!!!!! good work<br />
I&nbsp;was gonna make one this year but I&nbsp;never got around to it. Darn. Guess I'll have to make sure to do it next year :P<br />
Too late for me this year, but I will definitely be doing it next year! Thanks so much for the great idea!
This instructible is put together very nicely but can somebody help me understand what is funny about this prank? I get the part where it's not a real Easter egg - and that it can't be picked up by the little toddlers. But then what? Is the funny because they can't pick it up? Sort of like it would be funny to laugh a little child opening a beautifully decorated birthday gift but with no present inside the box? I'm trying to "be nice" but this just seems cruel.
I appreciate that you're being nice. To clarify, this is funny because it displays how almost from birth, we humans will often expend a great deal of effort for even the smallest &quot;treats&quot; - flying in the face of commonly held risk vs. reward theory.<br/><br/>The main difference between this and the scenario you offer is scale. The degree of cruelty here (if any) is pretty small because an egg only contains at most, about 5-cents worth of candy. I'm pretty confident that any distress a child might encounter from this prank is offset by their innate understanding that the value of the candy lost is negligible.<br/><br/>Also, keep in mind that this wasn't some sort of unsupervised &quot;Lord of the Flies&quot; situation. I stood close by the whole time (admittedly filming) with a pocket-full of candy-filled eggs, prepared to placate any child who couldn't deal with an unobtainable prize. <strong>No child required intervention.</strong> Even the kicking boy in the video gave up soon after with an, &quot;oh well&quot; attitude.<br/><br/>From pi&ntilde;atas to self-relighting birthday candles, it's not unusual to inject a bit of harmless futility into childhood celebrations from time-to-time.<br/>
Kids need to learn that life is not fair, it is not always just&nbsp; and they do not live in a world of &quot;my fantasy is the only correct reality&quot;.&nbsp; What a wonderful way to teach little ones about life's little disappointments.<br />

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