Introduction: How to (Properly) Prepare a Bowl of Cereal
Before you start anything, mentally explore your
options of the different cereals you could use and
narrow down your choices. You'll then want to
wash your hands before handling anything
in the kitchen (or any other place of food
storage), as to avoid any unnecessary and
inconvenient diseases like Salmonella
or Herpes of the mouth. You should then
gather materials for maximum efficiency
such as a spork, a bowl, milk, and a napkin.
Here's where the party starts. Open your
chosen box of cereal and the plastic bag
in which the cereal hides. Slowly begin
pouring milk into the bag until you've
reached desired amount. Detach the plastic
bag from the box and shake until
desired mixing has ensued. Pour
your new mixture into the bowl.
Before you start feeling too accomplished
with yourself, pause. Take your
napkin that had been set aside
for later use and tuck it neatly
into your shirt collar. This
comes in handy when you spill your bowl all over
yourself. Add a spork into your bowl
and you are ready to feast.
Step 1: Plan Ahead
Mentally explore options of different cereals available to you and gradually narrow down the variety of options before you begin anything.
Step 2: Sanitize
Before you handle anything in the kitchen (or any other place of food storage), be sure to properly wash your hands.
Step 3: Gather
Retrieve the chosen box of cereal and other necessities such as a spork, a bowl, milk, and a napkin.
Step 4: Pour
Open your box and slowly begin pouring milk into the bag that is located in the box until desired amount.
Step 5: Shake
Detach the bag with milk and cereal from the box and shake until desired mixing.
Step 6: 6. Pour Once More + Add Spork
Pour your mixture into bowl. Add your spork.
Step 7: Tuck
Tuck your napkin into your shirt collar for precautionary measures. In the rare event that you find yourself without a collared shirt, but do in fact have some sort of bottom clothing, apply the napkin to your lap to prevent a quite embarrassing moment.
Step 8: Enjoy!
Now that you've properly prepared this wonderful bowl of joy, you may now sink your teeth into this much deserved delicacy.