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Have you ever shown up to work at 10:30 on Friday morning and went looking to see if anyone else wants to go get donuts with you only to discover there is not a single living human-being in the entire office?

Only then, you check your calendar and remember that April 17th is National Cheeseball Day. Why did no one remind you!?

Well, perhaps the day is not a total loss. If everyone is gone, then there is no one to object to your plan to redecorate the office.

Here is how to redecorate your workplace on those days when you show up to find yourself completely alone (and without objection).

Step 1: Make sure everyone is gone

Peek into everyone's office and make sure they are gone. A good indication that they are not in the office is that their laptop and personal belongings are missing.

If their stuff is strewn about the office, then perhaps they went out to get donuts or are in the bathroom. Wait fifteen minutes and check again. Chances are you are not alone.
Hilarious!!! ;-D
awesome slingshot organizer! i have one too :D
Yes, quite handy
Me too! They really are the best, and super handy!
YGLF!<br/><br/>Rachel is a <em>scary lady</em> when she's riled!<br/>
Okay, I'll bite - YGLF?
<sub>&gt;Smiles enigmatically&lt;</sub><br/><br/>You'll have to wait for the ible...<br/>
YGLF??? You're lucky you're an ocean away, mister!
NNN! CCM!
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WDYBTUWGO?
<sub><sup><sub><sup>Pm me that one, I might be able to use it.</sup></sub></sup></sub><br/>
Yard Gnome Liberation Front?
Hahahahahaha!
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Awesome 'ible. Parts of it really made me laugh. Especially when I went to the Rasterbator website. There is an online version. Or you can "Rasterbate" offline with any resolution.. yeah.. maybe a new name.. Still.. Nice 'ible; keep up the good work.
Well on seeing the preview image for this instructable i thought you had ceramic tiles above your desk and you had drawn that image with a whiteboard marker, god knows why i thought that. Seems i can be very, very wrong haha
YES! Long live RASTERBATOR! And offices like that, too.
<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/25179193@N08/2507329942/">...and here's my pretty girlfriend rasterbated!</a><br/><br/>Once, I told my high school art teacher about the Rasterbator. Then, the last time I went checking the school (I graduated), its wall was covered with raterbation projects from student. It was very nice, a good change; the school was pityful and (more) boring otherwise.<br/>
wooo! gz!
Never mess with the programmers she will erase your about you and replace it with Rachael rocks :0
Rachel is scary, yet, still looks like my aunt.
bwah! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! funny
I love rasterbating!
*muffled giggling*
hehehe
It was not nicwe of the his office family to leave and not tell him. I bet his feeling were so hurt that he sat down and cried for along itme before he pushed away his anger and decided to brighten things up. What a kind forgiving person he is.. And all this kindess will come back to him 10 fold. Maj
If your are going to create a mural out of a bunch of sheets of letter paper, I'd suggest using <a rel="nofollow" href="http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/">http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/</a><br/><br/>Here is an example on the one I made:<br/><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/richardbronosky/3467587059/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/richardbronosky/3467587059/</a><br/>
uh, that's what he used. does anyone actually read these instructables or just look at the pretty pictures?
Ah, very nice! Especially the vertical depth. Why hadn't I thought of that?
Brilliant! Brilliant! I'm sure Eric will love his new mural.
Haha! I love you, Randy! xD So totally faved. Also, MATT! <3 <3 <3
thanks i <3 you too!! wait different Matt? (well he aint "THE" Matt is he)
Haha, I <3 you too. I meant Stumpchunkman, Matt Dalson. :)
That's not Matt Dalson.... that's yet another Matt
Aw. I take back all the <3s...sorry, other Matt!
haha. I'll let it slide. I know which Matt they were really for <sup><span class="underline"><sup></sup></span></sup><br/><br/>Thanks!<br/>
Dang, i never get no screaming fan girls. : (
Three ASCii hearts? Somebody is crushing...
Well I've quite the reason to now don't I? :-P
Why? especially when randy and coffee just pointed out it aint stump.
Those comments were made <em>after</em> my comment...consider all ascii hearts rescinded...<br/>
That may be a different Matt than you're thinking of. <sup>_-</sup><br/>
D: Are you sure? Hey, Randy! Is that Stumpchunkman?
Haha! I love it. Great work there. Must be nice to work at a place where you won't get fired for that kind of thing... Unless you spent your first day of un-employment writing this up.
Either way, however underpaid he may be, now is not a good time to ask for a raise. There must be some fine print somewhere in the employee handbook that covers rasterbating in the office on company time...
haha!
We should make Eric a sign 'No rasterbating on the walls'

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