How to Redecorate the Office When Everyone is Gone by randofo
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Have you ever shown up to work at 10:30 on Friday morning and went looking to see if anyone else wants to go get donuts with you only to discover there is not a single living human-being in the entire office?

Only then, you check your calendar and remember that April 17th is National Cheeseball Day. Why did no one remind you!?

Well, perhaps the day is not a total loss. If everyone is gone, then there is no one to object to your plan to redecorate the office.

Here is how to redecorate your workplace on those days when you show up to find yourself completely alone (and without objection).

Step 2: Decide what needs changing

Look around the office and decide what is in need of changing or "brightening up."

Go room to room and take note of what could use a little "livening."


Step 3: Improve fan art

Nothing says "biggest fan" like a giant picture of yourself. Take down all of that other puny 8.5" x 11" fan art and set it aside for a later date for safe-keeping.

It's now time to show your boss how big of a fan you are!

Rasterbate a giant image of yourself and tack it to the wall! Everyone will be thankful you did!

Step 4: Livin' it up

Yarn can effectively brighten up any boring old office and if you're like me, you have 300 extra skeens just lying around.

Look how well it worked for Noahw's fabulous office.

He will surely be highly appreciative that I took such careful consideration in adding a touch of subtle color to his desk, chair and ceiling fixtures. How could anyone not be?

Step 5: Make it more inviting

When I approached the office of fungus amungus I was honestly a little intimidated. He had a gold record on the wall, after all.

I decided to make his office a little more inviting. The most inviting thing I could think of was furry fabric, but unfortuately I could not cover the entire door. I ran out. So, I figured the next most inviting thing was yellow felt, but that did not cover the entire door either. So, I ended up adding some blue linen and brown other stuff. The effect?

Very inviting!

So inviting, in fact, that I felt welcomed to move inside of his office where I first noticed his chair lacked a backing! This is not very ergonomic. I decided to find him every chair that I could with a backing so that he could try them all out. I'm sure he will appreciate that.

Step 6: Realize you are not alone

Discover that you are not the only one who didn't get the memo about National Cheeseball Day when you go to redecorate the programmer's room.

In spite of a thorough sweep of the building in the morning, it turns out that people on off sleep schedules show up at all hours and valiantly fight back redecoration of their office.

Some people are just unappreciative!

Step 7: ...on an unrelated note

Longtime friend of Instructables - Matt - has succeeded in eating an entire cake pop in one bite.

For this accomplishment he has won a dollar and a certificate on the wall of achievement (not pictured).
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bajablue says: Aug 6, 2012. 11:01 PM
Hilarious!!! ;-D
kellie-and-john says: Sep 26, 2009. 8:51 PM
awesome slingshot organizer! i have one too :D
randofo (author) says: Sep 26, 2009. 9:00 PM
Yes, quite handy
destructopop says: Jul 3, 2011. 8:50 AM
Me too! They really are the best, and super handy!
watermelonhead says: Jun 30, 2009. 12:43 PM
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zuner2012 says: Jun 24, 2009. 6:31 AM
Awesome 'ible. Parts of it really made me laugh. Especially when I went to the Rasterbator website. There is an online version. Or you can "Rasterbate" offline with any resolution.. yeah.. maybe a new name.. Still.. Nice 'ible; keep up the good work.
stuart576 says: Jun 7, 2009. 1:14 PM
Well on seeing the preview image for this instructable i thought you had ceramic tiles above your desk and you had drawn that image with a whiteboard marker, god knows why i thought that. Seems i can be very, very wrong haha
matroska says: May 27, 2009. 6:27 PM
YES! Long live RASTERBATOR! And offices like that, too.
matroska says: May 27, 2009. 6:33 PM
...and here's my pretty girlfriend rasterbated!

Once, I told my high school art teacher about the Rasterbator. Then, the last time I went checking the school (I graduated), its wall was covered with raterbation projects from student. It was very nice, a good change; the school was pityful and (more) boring otherwise.
Mafamoo says: May 1, 2009. 5:25 PM
wooo! gz!
Chicken2209 says: Apr 26, 2009. 1:54 PM
Never mess with the programmers she will erase your about you and replace it with Rachael rocks :0
Yerboogieman says: Apr 24, 2009. 4:49 PM
Rachel is scary, yet, still looks like my aunt.
Kiteman says: Apr 20, 2009. 12:21 PM
YGLF!

Rachel is a scary lady when she's riled!
jessyratfink says: Apr 24, 2009. 7:18 AM
Yard Gnome Liberation Front?
Kiteman says: Apr 24, 2009. 12:07 PM
Hahahahahaha!
Lithium Rain says: Apr 20, 2009. 1:47 PM
Okay, I'll bite - YGLF?
Kiteman says: Apr 20, 2009. 1:53 PM
>Smiles enigmatically<

You'll have to wait for the ible...
rachel says: Apr 20, 2009. 2:35 PM
YGLF??? You're lucky you're an ocean away, mister!
Kiteman says: Apr 20, 2009. 2:39 PM
NNN! CCM!
Derin says: Jul 6, 2009. 11:25 PM
ILEBIIHTEAHTR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
GorillazMiko says: Apr 23, 2009. 4:49 PM
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HD745G4BFTEJHF8DUGHRDUFWYUFBFB¨║ÁJFUDEHEHGBER!#%$fe@f!
gmjhowe says: Apr 21, 2009. 12:26 AM
WDYBTUWGO?
Kiteman says: Apr 21, 2009. 11:39 AM
Pm me that one, I might be able to use it.
wenpherd says: Apr 24, 2009. 5:49 AM
bwah! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! funny
Weissensteinburg says: Apr 20, 2009. 7:03 PM
I love rasterbating!
jessyratfink says: Apr 22, 2009. 6:29 AM
*muffled giggling*
cornflaker says: Apr 24, 2009. 3:57 AM
hehehe
majeral says: Apr 23, 2009. 6:46 PM
It was not nicwe of the his office family to leave and not tell him. I bet his feeling were so hurt that he sat down and cried for along itme before he pushed away his anger and decided to brighten things up. What a kind forgiving person he is.. And all this kindess will come back to him 10 fold. Maj
RichardBronosky says: Apr 23, 2009. 6:06 AM
If your are going to create a mural out of a bunch of sheets of letter paper, I'd suggest using http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/

Here is an example on the one I made:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/richardbronosky/3467587059/
3467587059_e783f16909.jpg
pdub77 says: Apr 23, 2009. 9:10 AM
uh, that's what he used. does anyone actually read these instructables or just look at the pretty pictures?
jessyratfink says: Apr 22, 2009. 6:31 AM
Ah, very nice! Especially the vertical depth. Why hadn't I thought of that?
T3h_Muffinator says: Apr 21, 2009. 1:00 PM
Brilliant! Brilliant! I'm sure Eric will love his new mural.
Lithium Rain says: Apr 20, 2009. 10:34 AM
Haha! I love you, Randy! xD So totally faved. Also, MATT! <3 <3 <3
thematthatter says: Apr 20, 2009. 6:23 PM
thanks i <3 you too!! wait different Matt? (well he aint "THE" Matt is he)
Lithium Rain says: Apr 20, 2009. 7:35 PM
Haha, I <3 you too. I meant Stumpchunkman, Matt Dalson. :)
thematthatter says: Apr 21, 2009. 5:02 AM
Dang, i never get no screaming fan girls. : (
randofo (author) says: Apr 20, 2009. 9:59 PM
That's not Matt Dalson.... that's yet another Matt
Lithium Rain says: Apr 21, 2009. 7:32 AM
Aw. I take back all the <3s...sorry, other Matt!
StumpChunkman says: Apr 21, 2009. 10:42 AM
haha. I'll let it slide. I know which Matt they were really for

Thanks!
drinkmorecoffee says: Apr 20, 2009. 3:27 PM
That may be a different Matt than you're thinking of. _-
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