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How to Revive Your Pet Rock!


If your pet rock is anything like my pet rock, he or she's been dead for years, either from being left outside or starvation or not being able to breathe underwater, but now you can bring them back to life!!!
 
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Step 1: Materials

Picture of Materials

You will need:

Your dead pet rock
Sandpaper
A marker

Step 2:


Now for all you over achievers start attacking your dead pet rock's face with that sandpaper, if you're worried you might hurt him, don't be he's dead, he can't feel a thing.

Now for the rest of us flip the pet rocks dead body over and simply draw a new happy alive face on there, but NEVER EVER, EVER flip the pet rock back over to the other side or else...   uh... rock poltergeists will infest your home, but other than that nothing really bad will happen I mean what can they do they're rocks.
jlundquist2 years ago
my rock came back to life but had bolts in his neck and made loud moaning noises. i dont think the bolt of lightning was the right way to do it? any tips
antrobus2 years ago
I murdered my pet rock and now all the local rocks are breaking my windows
Slayerfan666 (author)  antrobus2 years ago
sucks, man. Build a catapult and launch them away
Spycrab3 years ago
Oh my god...that was a beautiful story. I mean, the rock just came back to life and then it was happy...it made me cry (sniffs).
Slayerfan666 (author)  Spycrab3 years ago
Me too.
lolz like it!!
ive still never seen the point to pet rocks though....
Slayerfan666 (author)  popcorn4lunch3 years ago
they're good for listening?
i guess they are huh?
Slayerfan666 (author)  popcorn4lunch3 years ago
I guess.
FrozenIce3 years ago
Very usefull! NOT
niletton3 years ago
I have many questions for you, like will my pet rock now be un-dead or truly alive. Also will this method work with pets and loved ones who have passed? Lastly if a rock is found in the wild how will i tell if it lives or is dead? Maybe you could post your home phone so interested parties could contact you directly? I have many questions about many things, and I am very lonely. I love you, I mean goodbye and thanks.
drawe213 years ago
Pet Rock's, now that takes me back to the 70's with a can of spray paint and some model paint opened many doors for a little kid.
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