How to Run for President

Do you ever find yourself wondering, "How does a genius like myself become leader of the United States?" Well, today is your lucky day.

Step 1 Get a Website

The first step in any respectable Presidential campaign is to get your very own website complete with pictures, videos, and, of course, a blog to voice your political know-how and slam other candidates. Purchase a cheap domain name and get started.

Be sure to do ALL of the following on your website:
-Misquote the competition
-Include information that is completely irrelevant, but seems impressive
-Make up a completely false history about yourself
-Show yourself being smarter than others
-Dodge ALL questions asked via e-mail or blog comments
-Finally, don't forget to include ads on your website just to show the public that you're actually in it for the money.

Comments

[Killdoomkid]

Hahaha, I'd vote for you.... that is if I weren't using this sweet guide to run for my own 2012 campaign. May the best candidate win lol. I wonder if any of the future candidates will read this and actually follow it. Looks like Ralph Nader might finally have a chance this year! ;)

[Izokay]

You honestly don't have to register or anything? You just say you want to run? Hmmm.... DEATH TO AMERICA 2012!

[hisako87]

I had a good laugh reading this :) love the presidential smile, it's a winner!

[eylookTURKEYS]

We were close! Some day....

[mrbob1000]

you have one very beautiful supporter. (tell her i said that, brighten her day) you can tell you made it big when you have supporters that are beautiful. pretty sweet thing you did there.

[LinuxH4x0r]

Nice! Did you actually make it on the ballot?

[brokengun]

Well... no but I am underage so... that is kind of illegal. I went for the write-in vote as it was my only option. I think I got a total of about 2-3 votes.... I consider the campaign a success.... mostly.

[LinuxH4x0r]

Haha, good start! Maybe some day