How to Save Time by Never Sorting Your Laundry Again by ewilhelm
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Or, at least, how to never sort your socks and underwear again.

I hate sorting laundry, and have tried multiple methods to either eliminate or reduce sorting, including:
1) not washing my clothes
2) wearing only one set of clothes and washing them every night in a sink
3) washing, but not sorting
4) washing, sorting, and putting clothes away properly all while grinning and bearing it
5) eliminating all socks and underwear from my life.

1) doesn't work, especially if you're as messy an eater as I am. I've done 2) for months at a time while traveling with nothing more than a small backpack, but in the end I think it's more work. 3) yields piles of clean laundry, which I then spend at least as much time rummaging through as I would actually sorting the clothing. I can't do 4) because I will not accept the defeat of time wasted sorting clothing.

OK, I haven't actually tried 5), but I'm sure results would be excellent.

So, here's what I do that actually works, saves time, and makes me smile every time I open my sock drawer.
 
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Step 1: Determine how much clothing constitutes a full load

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Determine how many days worth of socks and underwear makes a full load. For me, it's 20 days. Identify a favorite type of sock, or one favorite light sock type and one favorite dark sock type, and purchase enough enough socks and underwear for the full load. Eliminate all those old socks and boxer shorts you don't wear.

You have to commit at this step. If you don't eliminate, either by throwing out or moving to another drawer, all the mismatched socks, this technique will not work! They theory is to have only things that match or are easily distinguishable to eliminate any time spent sorting or searching.
randomray says: Mar 17, 2013. 8:30 AM
I already do this .
flashj says: Dec 8, 2011. 9:14 AM
I thought of this too but now I really need an instruct-able on how to explain it to my wife in a such a way that Civilization Itself won't collapse if I don't match up my socks.
cherishedpotato says: Apr 9, 2009. 8:07 PM
THANK YOU :D a lot of thought has gone into this- much appreciated :D unfortunately, by implementing your ible into my drawers, i will have to refund the research grant i got to tag and monitor the sock elves who STEAL MY STUFF...
paqrat says: Apr 20, 2011. 11:03 PM
I feel certain the posssibility of weaponizing the sock elves will see that your grant is maintained if not increased. Cool nick btw.
hammer9876 says: Jan 3, 2010. 10:01 AM
Quote "Yes, I am now one of the elite few with pictures of their underwear on the internet."

Obviously you haven't see all the photos of youngsters with their pants below their, uh, seat, but I have to commend you for your willingness to your photograph your underwear that is dirty, being washed and being put away.

Save a minute and go to the beach!
Esmagamus says: Jul 16, 2009. 2:44 AM
Twenty days worth of sweaty socks? I'd have to tear my house apart to get ride of the smell!
Derin says: Jul 17, 2009. 11:55 PM
Just jam them into the washing machine.
Polemic says: Jan 10, 2009. 3:20 PM
+10 to efficiency and a utilitarian lifestyle. You're my hero.
samchamb says: Sep 4, 2008. 9:40 AM
yes I also use the one colour sock system but then some one goes and buys you x colour socks for Christmas . so it can not completely eliminate the odd sock problem .
sconniebabe says: Aug 26, 2008. 1:15 PM
I should hope you wash your colors in cold water. that's just asking for colors to bleed/run.
rtalisen says: Jun 18, 2008. 11:42 AM
LOl. You guys are so cute talking about laundry. You could just buy a three fold laundry sorter, socks and undies in one, dark clothes in the other, and whites in the last one. As far as saving even more time sorting. Practice makes perfect with sorting, I can sort and fold five driers of laundry in about 30 minutes but then again I've been doing my own laundry since I was 10, and I always match every pair of my socks before I leave. I love socks.
monkeywoman says: Apr 16, 2008. 12:07 PM
hi... ummm, couldn't you just do laundry once a week and throw everything in cold (unless especially dirty)? Seven pairs of socks & underwear take about 1 minute to sort. (And with using cold water you're making fewer greenhouse gases.)
ewilhelm (author) says: Apr 17, 2008. 1:43 PM
How can you tell I'm not already washing in cold water, and further, how is that relevant?

I think I already answered you point about how much time this actually saves with this:

Every minute saved by not sorting my laundry is another minute I can waste on the internet, or better yet at the beach. Three cheers to productivity and efficiency!
ducktape1 says: Mar 24, 2008. 8:49 AM
You should make an Instructable on what to do with all of the exiled socks.
Labot2001 says: Jan 26, 2008. 6:35 PM
Eric, are those... yes, they are! ou wear rocket ship underpants?? I have the same pair! lol, cool idea... i think Mom might get suspicious though...
ewilhelm (author) says: Jan 27, 2008. 2:19 PM
Only ghosts and skulls; no rocketships here.
xlioilx says: Aug 5, 2007. 3:30 AM
I feel the same way so I only buy black socks they don't get so dirty looking like white ones and they always match.
Phill says: Dec 30, 2007. 3:11 PM
Where do you buy these no-show black socks cheaply? The ones I always find are in a multicolor assorted package... Yeahl - specifically asking for the no show black sock; lol.
xlioilx says: Jan 8, 2008. 1:45 PM
I just got them at walmart
FaireLight says: Dec 14, 2007. 1:37 AM
I think I'm going to buy only white towels in the future. AND never buy anything red. I never get enough red to run a load of red only, and it fades on everything else!
rickysio says: Nov 30, 2007. 6:20 AM
For those that hate mismatched socks, get all of the same design :) But who really cares? Who bothers to note if a person's socks are mismatched, unless he has a fetish for them.
bruc33ef says: Sep 3, 2007. 4:41 AM
Choose the cold water setting. Get detergent for cold water washing. Throw everything in together. You won't have to worry about the colors bleeding.
carlton stedman says: Aug 21, 2007. 1:49 PM
Neat idea. However, I think there are quite a lot of people who have shown their underwear, and less, on the internet.
royalestel says: Jul 20, 2007. 3:26 PM
Ah yes, I use this method myself. Tons of white socks that are all the same. We also have three baskets for dirty laundry: 1 for lights and socks 1for darks and 1 for whites. Still some sorting because there's four people in the house, but much less sorting than otherwise.
snoyes says: Jul 19, 2007. 12:37 PM
Or keep a basket of clothespins by your hamper, and clip the socks together before you drop them in. When they come out of the wash, they'll still be together. Granted, it makes your dryer a bit noisy.
crapflinger says: Jul 19, 2007. 10:53 AM
you could apply this to all clothes if you were say...a greaser or a goth....for greasers you just need pairs of jeans and white tshirts (maybe some dickies?)....and for a goth...everything's black...so who needs to sort right?
zachninme says: Jul 19, 2007. 11:22 AM
Yeah, but thats how the laundry is normally done...
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