How to Speak Dudese

Step 1: Likes: Say "like" before every verb. Example:"I, like, play videogames."
Step 2: Dudes, Dudettes, and Mans: Say dude or dudette at the begining or end of every sentence, but "man" only at the end. What  you should say depends on the gender of dude, and say both if you're talking to both. Also, add the appropriate suffix according to the amount of dudes and/or dudettes to wich you are talking. Example 1: "Dude, I, like, play videogames" Example 2: "I, like, play videogames, dude." Example 3: "I, like, play videogames, man." Example 4: "Dudette, I, like, play videogames." Example 5: I, like, play videogames, dudette.
Step 3: Totalies and Completelies: Say "totaly" or " completely" after every "like" and before every verb. Example 1:"I, like, totaly play videogames,dude." Example 2: "He, like, completely missed, dude." Do not use "completely" in the present tense. 
Step 4: Cool Words: Use the following words: gnarly( g is silent), cool, awsome, rad( short for "radical"), radical, and sweet(not candy sweet, awsome sweet). Example : "I, like, totaly play gnarly videogames, dude." The same with all those other words that I don't want to  take the time to type examples for.


                                                   

                                                        Okay, I think that's it. Follow these directions and you will sound cool ; ).