Introduction: How to Take a Moustache Ride

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I love moustache rides. There one of the most fun, carefree things you can do on a nice afternoon. I took my first moustache ride in 2009 and have never looked back. It was an incredibly fun experience for me, my fellow participants and even bystanders who got to watch!


Here's the dead simple tutorial to taking your own moustache ride. 

Step 1: Procure a Moustache

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Possibly the most important part of the moustache ride is your moustache. Think carefully about what kind of moustache you'd like to buy. Grow your own, purchase a variety from a novelty shop or make one out of paper! 

Before you start the ride, make sure your moustache is securely affixed. It's going to be a bumpy, windy ride and you may lose it as you gain momentum!

Step 2: Start Riding

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With your moustache firmly affixed, grab your bike and start riding! Bystanders will absolutely love seeing a gaggle of moustache riders fly by, so bike with a group of moustachioed friends.

If you're in San Francisco, join our local Mustache Riders group on Facebook and learn about upcoming rides. Not only will you meet a bunch of pun loving bike riders, but we have taken some gorgeous bike rides through San Francisco!


Lance Mt. (author)2011-09-07

Thought this would be most fitting.


mapz00 (author)Lance Mt.2011-11-02

Love this instructalbe and Questionsable Content!!! Props all around!!!

zazenergy (author)Lance Mt.2011-09-07

bahahaha! I never knew about those fundraisers.... :D

ilpug (author)zazenergy2011-09-07

Lance, you beat me to it, nicely done.

HTWTUSA (author)2011-10-17

Freaking totally got me with the title...I was like, "No way!"

Epic win. I'm still chuckling.

angelabchua (author)2011-09-09

im just gonna say it. I only opened this because of the title.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... me to o.0

dwilkinson1 (author)angelabchua2011-09-17

Me too... and wtf is with the pic of the doll about to literally 'ride' a moustache.. do you think this chick doesn't get the double entendre or what? lol

Kiteman (author)dwilkinson12011-09-20

Ahem, that was kind of the point of the image...

Sovereignty (author)2011-09-19

My 3 year old giggles at the word 'butt'. She's so cute.

ilpug (author)2011-09-07

Well, this definitely wasn't what the title suggested to me. I love it.

sunshiine (author)2011-09-06

Nice ible! Looks like scooch!

zazenergy (author)sunshiine2011-09-06

She was kind enough to let me use her doll!

sunshiine (author)zazenergy2011-09-06

I loved the shoes! LOL!

rachel (author)sunshiine2011-09-07

I know, those were awesome :)

sunshiine (author)rachel2011-09-07

Who made the doll?

Chirpoff (author)sunshiine2011-09-07

A fellow 'ibler and Scoochmaroo fan named Masynmachien, I believe. :)

sunshiine (author)zazenergy2011-09-06

I love it! How did you guys do that anyway? It looks just like her! Amazing! So fun! Have a splendorous day!

zazenergy (author)sunshiine2011-09-07

The doll was made by one of her fans! When is someone going to make my doll, anyhow? *HINT, HINT*

sunshiine (author)zazenergy2011-09-07

I am not an artist but I would if I could. I might try but don't hold your breath!

buirv (author)2011-09-07

Mustache Rides, Hmmm, I have a dirty mind especially when it come to that Doll. I had some else in mind...

billhorvath (author)2011-09-07

In the words of the inestimable Fozzie Bear, "Wakka wakka wakka!"

Kaelessin (author)2011-09-06

Haven't laughed that hard in a while lol . . .

kelseymh (author)2011-09-06

I saw what you did there....

Kaisei13 (author)2011-09-06

Well this was certainly not what I was thinking when I looked at this instructable. The only time I have heard this term was on Super Troopers and this is defiantly not the same thing.

dafonso (author)2011-09-06

Well played, OP. Well played.

mikeasaurus (author)2011-09-06

'handlebar' moustaches seem the most appropriate, but why quibble?

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