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How to Take a Moustache Ride

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I love moustache rides. There one of the most fun, carefree things you can do on a nice afternoon. I took my first moustache ride in 2009 and have never looked back. It was an incredibly fun experience for me, my fellow participants and even bystanders who got to watch!

Curious? 

Here's the dead simple tutorial to taking your own moustache ride. 
 
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Step 2: Start Riding

With your moustache firmly affixed, grab your bike and start riding! Bystanders will absolutely love seeing a gaggle of moustache riders fly by, so bike with a group of moustachioed friends.

If you're in San Francisco, join our local Mustache Riders group on Facebook and learn about upcoming rides. Not only will you meet a bunch of pun loving bike riders, but we have taken some gorgeous bike rides through San Francisco!
Lance Mt.2 years ago
Thought this would be most fitting.

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Love this instructalbe and Questionsable Content!!! Props all around!!!
zazenergy (author)  Lance Mt.2 years ago
bahahaha! I never knew about those fundraisers.... :D
ilpug zazenergy2 years ago
Lance, you beat me to it, nicely done.
HTWTUSA2 years ago
Freaking hilarious...you totally got me with the title...I was like, "No way!"

Epic win. I'm still chuckling.
angelabchua2 years ago
im just gonna say it. I only opened this because of the title.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... me to o.0
Me too... and wtf is with the pic of the doll about to literally 'ride' a moustache.. do you think this chick doesn't get the double entendre or what? lol
Ahem, that was kind of the point of the image...
Sovereignty2 years ago
My 3 year old giggles at the word 'butt'. She's so cute.
ilpug2 years ago
Well, this definitely wasn't what the title suggested to me. I love it.
sunshiine2 years ago
Nice ible! Looks like scooch!
zazenergy (author)  sunshiine2 years ago
She was kind enough to let me use her doll!
I loved the shoes! LOL!
I know, those were awesome :)
Who made the doll?
A fellow 'ibler and Scoochmaroo fan named Masynmachien, I believe. :)
I love it! How did you guys do that anyway? It looks just like her! Amazing! So fun! Have a splendorous day!
zazenergy (author)  sunshiine2 years ago
The doll was made by one of her fans! When is someone going to make my doll, anyhow? *HINT, HINT*
I am not an artist but I would if I could. I might try but don't hold your breath!
buirv2 years ago
Mustache Rides, Hmmm, I have a dirty mind especially when it come to that Doll. I had some else in mind...
doxsys2 years ago
In the words of the inestimable Fozzie Bear, "Wakka wakka wakka!"
Kaelessin2 years ago
Haven't laughed that hard in a while lol . . .
kelseymh2 years ago
I saw what you did there....
Kaisei132 years ago
Well this was certainly not what I was thinking when I looked at this instructable. The only time I have heard this term was on Super Troopers and this is defiantly not the same thing.
dafonso2 years ago
Well played, OP. Well played.
mikeasaurus2 years ago
'handlebar' moustaches seem the most appropriate, but why quibble?