How to Take a Moustache Ride

I love moustache rides. There one of the most fun, carefree things you can do on a nice afternoon. I took my first moustache ride in 2009 and have never looked back. It was an incredibly fun experience for me, my fellow participants and even bystanders who got to watch!

Curious?

Here's the dead simple tutorial to taking your own moustache ride.

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Step 1: Procure a Moustache

Possibly the most important part of the moustache ride is your moustache. Think carefully about what kind of moustache you'd like to buy. Grow your own, purchase a variety from a novelty shop or make one out of paper!

Before you start the ride, make sure your moustache is securely affixed. It's going to be a bumpy, windy ride and you may lose it as you gain momentum!

Lance Mt. says: Sep 7, 2011. 3:08 AM

Thought this would be most fitting.

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mapz00 in reply to Lance Mt.Nov 2, 2011. 6:31 AM

Love this instructalbe and Questionsable Content!!! Props all around!!!

zazenergy (author) in reply to Lance Mt.Sep 7, 2011. 3:06 PM

bahahaha! I never knew about those fundraisers.... :D

ilpug in reply to zazenergySep 7, 2011. 7:33 PM

Lance, you beat me to it, nicely done.

HTWTUSA says: Oct 17, 2011. 4:47 PM

Freaking hilarious...you totally got me with the title...I was like, "No way!"

Epic win. I'm still chuckling.

angelabchua says: Sep 9, 2011. 7:53 AM

im just gonna say it. I only opened this because of the title.

o0doll_face0o in reply to angelabchuaOct 2, 2011. 3:38 AM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... me to o.0

dwilkinson1 in reply to angelabchuaSep 17, 2011. 10:26 PM

Me too... and wtf is with the pic of the doll about to literally 'ride' a moustache.. do you think this chick doesn't get the double entendre or what? lol

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Kiteman in reply to dwilkinson1Sep 20, 2011. 6:01 AM

Ahem, that was kind of the point of the image...

Sovereignty says: Sep 19, 2011. 10:34 AM

My 3 year old giggles at the word 'butt'. She's so cute.

ilpug says: Sep 7, 2011. 7:34 PM

Well, this definitely wasn't what the title suggested to me. I love it.

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sunshiine says: Sep 6, 2011. 5:46 PM

Nice ible! Looks like scooch!

zazenergy (author) in reply to sunshiineSep 6, 2011. 8:53 PM

She was kind enough to let me use her doll!

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sunshiine in reply to zazenergySep 6, 2011. 9:02 PM

I loved the shoes! LOL!

rachel in reply to sunshiineSep 7, 2011. 2:56 PM

I know, those were awesome :)

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sunshiine in reply to rachelSep 7, 2011. 3:06 PM

Who made the doll?

Chirpoff in reply to sunshiineSep 7, 2011. 7:30 PM

A fellow 'ibler and Scoochmaroo fan named Masynmachien, I believe. :)

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sunshiine in reply to zazenergySep 6, 2011. 9:01 PM

I love it! How did you guys do that anyway? It looks just like her! Amazing! So fun! Have a splendorous day!

zazenergy (author) in reply to sunshiineSep 7, 2011. 3:06 PM

The doll was made by one of her fans! When is someone going to make my doll, anyhow? *HINT, HINT*

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sunshiine in reply to zazenergySep 7, 2011. 3:29 PM

I am not an artist but I would if I could. I might try but don't hold your breath!

buirv says: Sep 7, 2011. 12:13 PM

Mustache Rides, Hmmm, I have a dirty mind especially when it come to that Doll. I had some else in mind...

doxsys says: Sep 7, 2011. 7:33 AM

In the words of the inestimable Fozzie Bear, "Wakka wakka wakka!"

Kaelessin says: Sep 6, 2011. 7:41 PM

Haven't laughed that hard in a while lol . . .

kelseymh says: Sep 6, 2011. 6:35 PM

I saw what you did there....

Kaisei13 says: Sep 6, 2011. 5:37 PM

Well this was certainly not what I was thinking when I looked at this instructable. The only time I have heard this term was on Super Troopers and this is defiantly not the same thing.