Introduction: How to Talk Backwards Correctly!

One of the first steps to being a proper word geek, talking backwards is another uneeded language that is sometimes useful as a code. Sdrawkcab!

Step 1: Pick Your Word

Start off easy, like "shop" or "cat".

Step 2: Split It Into SOUNDS.

I repeat, SOUNDS. Not letters, nor syllables, SOUNDS. In the case of SHOP, SH(sh)-O(awe)-P(p).CAT, C(k)-A(like the A in THAT)-T(t). Get it? If not, you were probably never destined to be a word geek.

Step 3: REVERSE Them.

I repeat, REVERSE. Like SHOP, P(p)-O(awe)-SH(sh).CAT,T(t)-A(like the A in THAT)-C(k).

Step 4: Recite It.

Shop is now "Posh"(NOT Pohs) and Cat is pronounced "Tak".

Step 5: Things Needed to Continue in Speech...

If you want to have a conversation, you need either... A:Really, Really,Really, Really,Really, Really,Really, Really,....Actually, I would rather continue my Instructable then fill the page with "really's", so I'll just say you need to memorize the dictionary backwards, which I bet even vos Savant can't do(no offense, Marilyn), or B: Quickly think up the world backwards, which is a great deal easier, but still hard. So practice.Practice, practice, practice. Soon you'll be able to think up conversations.Like muah(me). I'll come up with some more steps later, though. For now, !lla ot samtsirhC yrrem yrev A

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IceCreamCreeper1 made it!(author)2016-10-06

I don't get it...

????

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AndyGadget made it!(author)2008-12-25

We left-handers tend to be better at this than right-handers. I can read a sentence backwards with ease. When I was in my teens I did some experimenting with recording backwards speech and then playing it back reversed. I did this on a reel-to-reel tape recorder as this was before the days of digital sound recording. I found you have to modify the pronunciation quite a bit to make it intelligible.

Left handers are also better at mirror writing - Writing backwards so that the result can be read normally in a mirror. Just strange brains, I suppose.

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HelpisBad made it!(author)2016-04-12

Is everybody really this stupid. If your left handed you're left handed you're left handed, if you're right handed you're right handed end of story. Im disappointed with this generation.

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ArcherE made it!(author)2016-04-17

Exactly. (Good job reviving an old comment section, lol)

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GwynX made it!(author)2016-10-06

I just found this page.... and I'm chiming in to revive it again... I'm bored

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AndyGadget made it!(author)2016-05-01

You've posted one somewhat cryptic comment and it's on a 7 year old thread. Strange.

I'm wondering which generation you're referring to; I think my reference to 'reel to reel tape recorder' gives an indication of the era I grew up in.

My reference to left-handers being better at mirror writing is from an informal survey of my fellow electronic designers at a place I was working in the 80's, where nearly half of us were left handed writers.

As for 'end of story', you'll find a lot of variation in what left handed writers actually do left handed. Some would play 'handed' sports (e.g. golf) right handed, some left. Playing a guitar is the same. As for holding a knife and fork, I hold the fork in my left hand as this is my most dexterous* one and wonder why most right handers don't hold it in their right.

( * Yes, I know the implications of that ;¬)

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itsmanofpopsicle made it!(author)2008-12-27

Really? Then I must be a right-handed freak. I could read backwards, not pronounce it, at the age of 9. Two years ago... ah, the glory days.

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jessyratfink made it!(author)2008-12-26

Ah, that explains a lot. I've always been good at mirror writing, writing upside down, that whole thing. I can also read backwards. Never tried any vocal stuff, though.

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toy_bonnie made it!(author)2016-07-24

dlorw olleh

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toy_bonnie made it!(author)2016-07-24

chum os sknath

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toy_bonnie made it!(author)2016-07-24

now I'm able to talk backwards

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mollyzac made it!(author)2016-04-14

I can talk backwrd correctly.so what is the advantage?

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Bill+Cipher made it!(author)2015-12-11

it didn't work for me :(

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mrmath made it!(author)2008-12-24

I knew a guy at summer camp (Rowe) when I was a kid that could do this without thinking about it. He was amazing. Just didn't reverse certain sounds that couldn't be reversed, like the ch sound. Can't remember his name, but I do know that isn't with us anymore. :(

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itsmanofpopsicle made it!(author)2010-06-23

I'm *sniff* sorry.... I'll play taps for you.

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NobodyInParticular made it!(author)2009-02-12

Actually, "cat" is composed of the sounds k-h-a-t-' (where ' is the consonant in the middle of "uh-oh") and "chair" is composed of t-sh-eh-uh-r.

Even if you pay careful attention to the allophones, though, phonetic reversal isn't quite the same thing as backmasking.

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blugyblug made it!(author)2008-12-26

Hmmm. What about REAL talking backwards?
Ie
Mirror=
Rorim
Instead of orrim

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itsmanofpopsicle made it!(author)2008-12-27

ummm... If you actually payed attention and used this instructable, MIRROR would be prounouced RORIM. Why the heck would you think using this would make it ORRIM?

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blugyblug made it!(author)2008-12-27

No becase this is talking backwards IN SYLLABLES.

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itsmanofpopsicle made it!(author)2008-12-27

SOUNDS! NOT FREAKIN' SYLABULES!

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