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Step 3Tastefully acquire pornography

Tastefully acquire pornography
Finding pornography on the internet is easier than you might think! All you need is a standard web browser and some old-fashioned know-how.

Open your web browser and go to a site called Google.com. Click on the link at the top of the site where it says "images" to access Google Image Search. On the Image search page select "advanced image search." Now, towards the bottom of the page there should be a menu item called "Safe Search." Toggle "Safe Search" to no  "No Filtering" and click the "save" button. You should now be all set to find pornography on the internet.

All you need to do now is to return to the main Image Search page and type into the search bar the first name of any female in the western hemisphere and hit enter. This will load up a host of pornographic images for you to share. For instance, try typing in the names of some of your friends like "Lisa," "Anne" or even "Marie" (especially Marie!). Remember that time you had a waitress named "Simone?" Try typing that in! Wow! Look how easy it is to find pornography.

Once you have found some pornography, make certain it complies with all federal laws (such as US Code Title 18, 2257 in regards to proper record-keeping), and that you have permission to share it. After you are sure the image matches these criteria, right-click to save it to your computer.

Tip: To comply with normal pornography indexing standards, I recommend organizing your pornography in folders categorized by number of participants, ethnic origin, height, hair color and act(s) being performed.

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