In this 'ible, I'm going to show you how to uncork a wine bottle properly.
Step 1: Removing the Cap
Apply pressure and turn the bottle until you are completely round.
Not all wine bottles have caps, so if your doesn't, just skip this step.
Step 2: Inserting the Corkscrew
Twist the screw, but make sure you don't poke through the bottom, because nobody likes cork in the wine.
Step 3: Removing the Cork
Hold the bottle down with one hand and pull the cork with the other.
Make sure you don't gash yourself when pulling, I speak of experience.
Your now ready to get tipsy!