Introduction: How to Unite the Tribes of Joseph and Judah

15The word of the LORD came to me: 16"Son of man, take a stick of wood and write on it, 'Belonging to Judah and the Israelites associated with him.' Then take another stick of wood, and write on it, 'Ephraim's stick, belonging to Joseph and all the house of Israel associated with him.' 17Join them together into one stick so that they will become one in your hand.
--Ezekiel 37: 15-17, NIV

That was the scripture reading, and I was asked to make a prop. A stick to use. God gave Ezekiel kind of decent instructions, but they're pretty vague. If only He had used Instructables.

Note: This Instructable is not intended to promote any religion or teaching. It was just an excuse to use that title. Please, no flame Crusades. Apologies if I offend anyone with my sacrilege.

Step 1: The Stick

Okay, got a stick. Old sycamore, so it's lightweight but decently sturdy. Scraped off loose bark and trimmed it down a bit.

Step 2: Israel Divided

According to the original instructions, you're supposed to use two sticks. I just used one and halved it. I sure hope that's okay.

I drew some nice straight lines on the straightest part of the stick, which allows me to drill a straight hole so they at least a little bit line up in the end.

Step 3: Oh, the Puns.

Yes, it's now a holey stick. I said it.

This chunk of heavy-ish dowel rod happened to be the same size as a drill bit I had, unlike the broomstick that I tried to turn down and was lucky NOT to break the lathe. I didn't particularly care if they were perfectly lined up, so I just found a drill bit the right size and jammed the whole thing under the drill press. Exciting.

Step 4: Nations, Unite!

We must save the city!

So, Israel's totally united now. Just thought you all might want to know.

This Instructable has sunk to a level far beneath any of the other nonsense I've posted. I have plenty of other projects in the works, but this is the only one with a deadline. Sorry I wasted your server space, Eric.

Comments

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spylock (author)2011-07-22

I like the stick,have a nice day.

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StickStoneBone (author)2011-07-22

The conversation between Kiteman and myself was a year ago; on an 'epically fail day' (on my part). While I do still stand by many of my statements I could have put things much more clearly and without the drama. Yes a person can say 'what they want' but if they do they better be prepared to deal with the consequences.

That's the point. Talk the talk, walk the walk, punch a whale in the face; and deal with all repercussions.

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Lithium Rain (author)2011-07-19

That word...I do not think it means what you think it means.

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It means both, yet what he inferred and what you implied are not congruous. On that note, I haven't ever known you to be PC, and if you follow his advice and start a new site take me with you!!!

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If I'm not being PC, I want to know so I can fix it.

I have a very strong distaste for the right-wing branding of "not-offensive" as "PC" and "PC" as "pandering" or some other negative connotation. I consider being PC to be a good thing inasmuch as it seems to include "not being racist," "not being misogynist," and generally "not being a tool." When someone says "this isn't PC, but -" something offensive never fails to follow.

And sure thing. ;)

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Kind of what I meant when I said you weren't. I usually take PC to mean the "unoffensive" politics BS, your part is more or less kindness and common sense and as it happens, it can fall under the PC category.

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CameronSS (author)The Ideanator2011-07-21

D'awwwwww... Idea and Lira sitting in a tree...
>ducks flying banhammer<

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The Ideanator (author)CameronSS2011-07-21

XD I'm sure she'll throw steel-toe boots in as well ;)

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rimar2000 (author)2011-05-15

Mormons (LDS Church, Salt Lake City) have a very suitable explanation for those versicles. At least, nobody has been able to give me a better or equal.

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midnightguitar (author)2011-01-31

all this fuss over a stick.this is not a theology website but as a theological idea based on unification of different tribes try this ; one tribe makes ice cream the other makes spoons .Both make more than they need .The tribe who makes the spoons keeps enough spoons for themselves and the spoons they have left over ,they swap for icecream which the other tribe also makes too much of . Spoons for icecream .Ice cream for spoons .Both tribes sit on a hill with a nice view and eat together .TOGETHER . Because at the end of the day a spoon without icecream is a lonely affair and icecream without a spoon is a sticky mess ........

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CameronSS (author)midnightguitar2011-01-31

This comment made my day. :)

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midnightguitar (author)CameronSS2011-02-01

glad to be of service, sharing ,an instructable for happiness perhaps...

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squawkamole (author)2010-09-09

never a waste :~)

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Goodhart (author)2010-07-19

only one thing could have made this look more authentic, and that would be to take one sawn in half, and then countersink small holes for some small but very strong rare earth magnets....it would look flush, it woulf fit together, and if the magnets were strong enough, it wouldn't fall apart. Nice prop in any case.

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CameronSS (author)Goodhart2010-07-19

That was plan one, and if I'd had more than an evening to do it, I had a whole series of more and more complex magnetic latches mentally designed. From the back of the church where I sat, it looked just fine. :D

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