Here are quick, easy instructions on how to write a resume, and an answer to one of life's burning questions.
I'd like to thank everyone who commented below with suggestions that I've added. Along with jeffreyf for pming me his suggestions.
Step 1: What You'll Need
To write a resume, you're going to need MS Word, or any other writing software..but don't use wordpad, or notepad...they suck. You want it to have variable fonts, and things like that.
Depending on what your resume is for, you'll want some of these sections:
Honors and Awards
DOB (If you feel it's needed)*
Once you know which sections apply to your resume, you can continue.
*Your ability to get some jobs may depend on your age, so for a job like that, include it. If you don't think that your age is important, you can leave it out.